MizzAnthropist
MizzAnthropist
MizzAnthropist

then you wouldn’t know the definition of the word “trying”

Please don’t let that “something” be stupid webcam horror. Yes, looking at you ‘Unfriended (2014)’. Sigh, I can’t get back those 83mins of my life :-(

Modern Family, Black*ish, Empire and Arrow come to mind. :) Also The Voice, Chicago Fire, Survivor, Criminal Minds..

I’m not talking about people who just say they do it; I’m talking about the people who won’t just let me say, “no thanks, I don’t smoke.” It’s always a barrage of questions, followed by trying to convince me that I’d like it if I just kept trying. I tell them it’s bad for my mental health and they act like they know

Whereas the last time I spent time with my 7 year old nephew, he asked me what a “Trap Queen” was.

“There are few things less heartbreaking than watching the desperate Mohsen fall on his small, crying son.”

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Oh, for pete’s sake. I am the farthest thing froma Macklemore fan, but this is patently absurd.

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

I prefer my coffee with heavy cream or hazelnut creamer. I drink it black because I drink a lot of it and also like to zip my pants.

I’m pretty sure Matt Damon knows when diversity is an issue.

Whitewashing with a black actor. It seems there was a pretty fair variety of ethnicity in the movie. People just want something to bitch about

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

When did 20% get to be the standard? I’m not complaining but I recall 15% being the norm and then it’s 20%.

Since the Pacific Ocean formed? I dunno. This is a tough question to answer.

I don’t think “peach” is even a nickname here—it’s not like saying “Hey, Peach” to your boss—it’s just another way of saying “would you be so kind as to ...”

I don’t know. I think there IS a cultural element in play and it’s definitely a more southern expression that I’ve only ever heard one woman say to another. It’s the equivalent (to me anyway) of saying to a guy “Hey Steve, could you be a pal and bring me a stack of TPS reports.” Or whatever. And assuming the guy in

WHERE CAN I GET THOSE?!

Maybe.

I agree. They’re awful, and this crack about nurses doesn’t even rise to the level of hatred that’s been spewed on the set of the View. This is the show that launched the career of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, after all.