Ah yes, these two plump hens need to drop 20-30 lbs post haste.

I hate to say it, but upon watching the video, I believe Jezebel has achieved Peak Clickbait.

That was my thought. I’m glad someone else understood. I’ve done basically the same thing with a different food. I don’t remember what it was, but I know I’ve said “I think I like X, but I know I don’t like the one with [property unique to X], and the response was, “Umm, X is the only thing with [that property].” To…

Seriously- I’m so tired of the lauding of their business acumen. If [whatever department store] asked me if I wanted to slap my name on a clothing line that would be entirely ghost-designed and produced by a team of industry trained professionals and I had to show up and act really interested once every 6 months,…

“Does swiss cheese have holes in it? I’m pretty sure I like swiss, but I don’t like the holey-kind of cheese.”

What happened to Khloe? One moment she was saying that men who go after minors are disgusting, now she’s condoning her teenage sister going out with an older man because she’s a “special case”? Just because she’s a rich and famous teenager doesn’t mean she should be living her life like an adult. Amber was right. The…

Would a box of been the difference between life and death in this situation, probably not.

“would’ve” or “would have,” not “would of.”

Weird how dozens of women can claim the same man raped them AND he admitted to buying drugs to do it and idiots like you still won’t believe the victims!

You’d think, but he actually raped over 40.

My husband bears an uncanny resemblance to Joshua Jackson. I do not bear an uncanny resemblance to Diane Kruger.

To be fair, Kenan Thompson from SNL was in the sequels.

My house was all about the egg fried in bacon grease

PETA is fucking nuts and hypocritical. But this happens to be an excellent cause. No to animals in circuses and amusement parks like SeaWorld.

She’s saying that it’s shitty for Taylor Swift to admonish people not to pit women against each other when Swift herself is making a ton of money off of “Bad Blood,” a song that pits women against each other.

I mean... I really LIKE Bill Hader. He’s funny and likeable and all... I just don’t think he’s fuckable enough for leading man material.

That, my friends, was a round-off into a back handspring, henceforth known in gymnastics circles as ‘Attention Seeking Douche-Lord Grossly Miscalculates Area, Causes Massive Head Trauma To Organza Fluffball.’

“If your relationship started off with someone cheating, that’s how it’s going to end.”

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.