I agree with you 100%. But I just had to jump in to say that animals also do not exist to meet people's emotional needs. Pets are great at helping humans in so many ways, and I know that my dog, for example, can always make me feel better when I'm down. But animals are living creatures too, with their own wants and…

My mom worked in fashion in NYC back in the day, for some really big name designers. She has tons of stories (dating rock stars, partying with famous people, etc.), but she also told me that a lot of the designers just straight up steal ideas from their lowly workers then slap their names on it. Passing off others'…

Also, Bette and Dott have two hearts. (3 kidneys, 4 lungs, and only one reproductive tract.)

Hi! To jump in and answer your question, I suggest you do some reading on vaginismus. It is the involuntary contraction of the vaginal muscles, making insertion of any kind painful and difficult/impossible. I had it myself when I was younger. But it can definitely be helped with treatment! I used to not be able to put…

Aw thanks so much!! OK I will email you as soon as I can. ((And just FTR I can probably write loads of songs about boners and such if you need more, haha.)) Sounds really cool!

Hi Roseyv! Oh my goodness... your musical sounds awesome! I'm honored that my silly little song can serve as inspiration! ;) I don't think I know how to send a private message on Kinja; I tried clicking on your username but it just brings up your posting history. If you know how, you could send me a message, or if…

Just looked it up; you're right. Grindr is specifically for gay/bi men. Tinder is a dry, flammable material, such as wood or paper, used for lighting a fire.

Ah, I don't use these apps so I guess I was confused.. I thought Grindr was the random hook-up one. Good to know there's a variety of choices! I'll amend the song title- "To The Boner-Having Population in Life in General".

I'm writing a song, made especially for Tinder guys like this!

I read through the whole Wikipedia article and found two instances of Araujo called "it". I have never in my life edited a Wiki article before, but I changed those both to "she", of course.

What the hell?? I just saw that myself. The actual Wikipedia article refers to her as "she", so I don't know where the "it" comes from. I'm guessing some terrible troll. That needs to be fixed ASAP.

Or that he's showing his own insolence.

Yep, that's precisely what happens to me! It is SUCH a pain in the butt at restaurants or when trying new things, because I have no idea if something that others would consider "not spicy at all" would make me blow up like a tomato. I make my boyfriend act as my taste-tester. But that's very interesting! I wonder if…

That's me exactly, except that I actually am allergic to jalapeno. However, I also just cannot handle anything remotely spicy. Most people don't take that seriously; they'll think, "Oh this is barely spicy!" and give it to me anyway, with disastrous results. So I've taken to saying I'm allergic to all peppers/hot…

Gymnasts have a mix of training though too! And they DO have obscene upper body strength. When I was 12 years old and a competitive gymnast, I had bigger muscles than many guys older than me (in addition to a six-pack!), and I can still do way more push ups and pull ups than many guys, even though I'm now 30 and…

My boyfriend watches this show, and I KEEP telling him that gymnasts are the ones best qualified for this, especially small female ones. They have upper body strength combined with leg strength and core strength (soo essentially total body strength!), they're nimble/flexible/spry, they have less body weight to carry…

Thank you SO much for mentioning RAINN! I actually work with them closely so I absolutely know they are a GREAT resource!! (http://groupthink.jezebel.com/toastee-from-v…)

Yes, it is. They aren't stupid- they know how these photos were obtained. Every single person who views those photos is violating that person and their privacy. Don't like it? Tough shit. Truth hurts.

That's true, and that makes me even more sick.

Thank you so much!