That's awesome! I hope you continue to learn and explore areas that interest/empower you! I started reading Gawker/Jezebel when I was in college, around age 20. I wish I had found a site like this when I was your age. (Back in those dark ages though, we had to walk 15 miles uphill to a dial-up AOL chat room...)

Jezebel should thank me for the free demographics research!

Oh wow, you're so young!! I was (and still am!) curious to know how many teens we have as commenters. If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been a Jezebel reader? And what attracts you to/do you like about this site?

Ha! Me too. I still get carded for cigarettes and own jeans I wore in 9th grade. I turn 30 in February, which is crazy to me, but I guess I'll slowly come around to the fact that I'm a "real adult"! ;)

Haha, I must be psychic! ;) Woo-hoo for 29! (And every other age- you all rock!)

Just out of curiosity, how old is everyone here? When reading comments, I tend to assume that everyone is around my age (or a little older), but of course I know that isn't true.

Wow... I want to be in your family! ;)

Wait, where does it say he molested her? Or are you just assuming that?

Heifer offers gifts like that, too. http://www.heifer.org/gift-catalog/e…

I came here to post this!!! So thank you! My mom travels all over the world on safaris, often to areas heavily affected by poverty. She is such a giving person and doesn't want or need "things"*, so I know that a gift from Heifer will be greatly appreciated by not just one person, but by an entire community. I was…

Wow, I'm not a whiskey drinker, but that sounds nice! But really, you spend $500 on your dad's Christmas present?? I don't think I've spent that much on Christmas presents for him total in my entire life!!

Thanks! (to you & everyone who replied). Kinja is being weird for me and not letting me "star" comments right now, so consider yourselves "starred" in my mind!

Could someone please tell me the correct way to pronounce "slough"? Sorry, I know it's kind of off-topic. (To get this comment ON topic: I spend forever pretreating my undies before throwing them in the washer- but it always comes right out!). But when reading this post, I realized that I never knew exactly how to say…

Looked like Mass. to me, too. Wasn't sure the town, but looks just like a building I'd pass by often.

...or a REALLY weird porn.

Oh yes, I agree. That slogan is definitely a very misguided & inconsiderate attempt to raise awareness for breast cancer. But I'm sure these middle school girls were only trying to show their support.

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow, bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeek.

This is the best thread I've ever read.

Sooo, the word "boobies" is inappropriate on the school's Breast Cancer Awareness Day?? What the actual fuck...

That's how I remember it, too. Did anyone else have "sloppy seconds" or "sloppy thirds"? Sloppy seconds meant mouth on boobs; sloppy thirds meant oral sex.