I realized I could not have one of these things around because I would probably exfoliate it to death.

I've been calling Punk Bill "80s Eyeliner Bill" mentally since seeing that. Poor Bill. He's the king now and still isn't cool. Seeing more of Nan is a pro. And I have developed a huge girl crush on Pam. Marnie is creepy as hell. For having about 15 words in English so far, she is pulling off the evil…

Just my luck I would start a grass fire by accident! lol

What about smell? Could the pigeons have recognized them from individual scents? I know nothing about how powerful the sense of smell is for a bird of any sort.

Only a few counties in Texas are allowing fireworks for private use this year. There are still some pro shows going on, but a lot have been cancelled.

I am sad today. Fireworks have all been cancelled. The officials have asked us to not bbq outside. Lake levels are low so no one is driving by towing boats or jet skis. Without all the sounds, smells, and other things associated with the holiday, it barely feels like the 4th of July. So if you have time today, do…

Speaking as a bipolar person: Don't be afraid to move out.Once you are out and in a safe place, if she asks you why you moved, be honest. If she is really bipolar, she needs help and meds. Denying that and pretending things are fine is not helping her and it certainly isn't good for you either. Until she agrees to…

I quit smoking and drinking booze. I don't do drugs or sleep around with hot strangers. I cut back on sugar intake and started exercising. They can have my Diet Coke when they pry it out of my cold, dead, fingers! For the love of God let me keep SOMETHING!

I am a lot more excited about True Blood now that I know they are not going to concentrate too hard on the fairy junk. After watching the beginning of the first episode of the season I nearly just walked away from the whole thing. I have to admit I am loving the soundtrack tho.

I hope it gets better next episode. I have a lot of thoughts but will hang on to them so I don't spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet.

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I need some help Jezzies!

Looking at comments below, I am glad I am not the only one who noticed the amazingly tall guy.

This. So much, this. Don't tell your daughter a boy hits her to show he likes her.

Am I the only one wondering where the parents of these girls are? My dad would have snatched me bald if he caught me sending a death threat to anyone.

Wait, did I read that right? Is Ron Howard trying to set us up for a Dark Tower game?

The best thing about the were-panther characters was Eric threatening to kill all his "brother-cousins."