Go enjoy your four-square little boy. I’m sure your mathematical reasoning serves you well when trying to get the most from old ladies.

Bingo. There goes a lot lizard. Sad.

You seriously aren’t stupid enough to think that trump represents comfort, are you?

Darn you got me there. How could I forget the virtuous lot lizards providing a service to the customers? They’re here to help! They’re truly great people working terrible places. They’re secretly trying to help us and not further the terrible place’s margins or anything.

No. We get dealership employees on here who will defend their occupation endlessly by claiming they provide a wünderfül service. They’ll extoll their salesmanship and claims that generations of the same family come to them, specifically, because they’re such great people. I’ve made my thoughts known regarding…

They exist to be a needless middleman exaggerating the cost of the vehicle you’re trying to buy. They exist to sell as many useless add-ons as possible. They exist to provide jobs to educational failures.

My rule of thumb: Car dealers, of any kind, are never looking out for your best interest. Ever. They’ll do whatever they can to pad their profit margin. Those commenters here who claim they’re great and love their customers and would never do such a thing lie.

I did. I was set to vote for Cheney until he picked that dipshit of a running mate and I just my way to a Democrat.

Just be sure to vote for Biden regardless.

Chiropractors claiming they can fix anything but a back problem should stop as well.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to junk the engine and get an engine from a junkyard?

No. It’s a Mondial.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Seriously. It’s a stupid minivan bro.

I don’t care which democrat gets the nomination. I just wish the democratic party, of which I am not a member, would coalesce together and build a coalition against Captain Oompa Loompa. I’m still a bit ticked off at 2016 Bernie Bro’s bernie or Bust behavior and I hope that shit doesn’t continue.

Rowing. Either on the water, or through the use of a rowing machine. Both will give you a full body workout with a cardio component. The former gives a little more with improved balance, and an amazing visual experience.

In undergrad, around 2007, I took a poli-sci course that explored terrorism as a topic. It required a significant amount of research into the who/what/why motivations and I often found myself in dark corners of the web as a result. That year we flew to my in-laws for christmas and I was stopped for additional…

It became a joke the moment that fucktard in chief was elected.

I think a more appropriate response would be, “Ok Boomer.”

He’s losing brain functionality. The MAGA hat is constricting blood flow. That, or he’s sniffed to many chemicals in the dark room. Sad.

When he was elected? Selective memory much? The nose dive started during the final Bush year and continued after. It subsequently recovered.