Go enjoy your four-square little boy. I’m sure your mathematical reasoning serves you well when trying to get the most from old ladies.

Bingo. There goes a lot lizard. Sad.

Darn you got me there. How could I forget the virtuous lot lizards providing a service to the customers? They’re here to help! They’re truly great people working terrible places. They’re secretly trying to help us and not further the terrible place’s margins or anything.

No. We get dealership employees on here who will defend their occupation endlessly by claiming they provide a wünderfül service. They’ll extoll their salesmanship and claims that generations of the same family come to them, specifically, because they’re such great people. I’ve made my thoughts known regarding…

They exist to be a needless middleman exaggerating the cost of the vehicle you’re trying to buy. They exist to sell as many useless add-ons as possible. They exist to provide jobs to educational failures.

My rule of thumb: Car dealers, of any kind, are never looking out for your best interest. Ever. They’ll do whatever they can to pad their profit margin. Those commenters here who claim they’re great and love their customers and would never do such a thing lie.

I did. I was set to vote for Cheney until he picked that dipshit of a running mate and I just my way to a Democrat.

Just be sure to vote for Biden regardless.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to junk the engine and get an engine from a junkyard?

No. It’s a Mondial.

Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Seriously. It’s a stupid minivan bro.

In undergrad, around 2007, I took a poli-sci course that explored terrorism as a topic. It required a significant amount of research into the who/what/why motivations and I often found myself in dark corners of the web as a result. That year we flew to my in-laws for christmas and I was stopped for additional…

Drive faster.

You’re still supporting him after everything that has gone down? You’re an idiot.

Studded not always better? Perhaps in areas with pretend winter. In other areas where snow falls, sticks, and ices up after afternoon melts, they are sometimes the difference between having an accident and not.

It sounds like a Wookie.

It’s a Mondial. Automatic Crack Pipe.

You should really explore facts before posting. Just sayin’

Where is that footage?

Given that I have problems with neighbors parking on my yard as it is, I think this particular thing would send me over the edge. I might “open” the window and put that cord back in for them.