I don’t get this car. Its not attractive, it doesn’t do something better. It’s expensive. Why would anyone choose this over a comparable Tesla?

Epic Bison Bar. Dasani water. For late evening, the same, but with gas-station coffee spaced as needed.

Wow. They really shouldn’t force you to read something that is entirely within your control to read. How dare they make you go line by line and read each sentence. Even worse, they made you comment. Sad.

Just came across this article. If you’re a telemarketer, you’re a blight upon civilization who made all the wrong decisions in their life.

... or be King.

Or she gets stabbed by a crying Jon who then takes the black again, leaving Bran voted to be King. Just sayin’

Bran is king. Hail to the three eyed acid casualty.

So ... when are we getting the sports car?

It should be Bran. He doesn’t really care for it, plus, he’s always sitting.

Incorrect. The CM keyboard is way too thick, has crappy feel and battery life. Look at the Keytron K1. Much better.

Incorrect. The CM keyboard is way too thick, has crappy feel and battery life. Look at the Keytron K1. Much better.

I’ve never complained about writing before, but come on man! That second paragraph is an entire sentence! Then the third paragraph and your verb usage. Did you even try to read this drivel, or were you trying to meet a deadline?

You should have mentioned the runaway truck from last week near I-70 / Jefferson County, that killed four people because he didn’t use a truck ramp. He’s currently facing four counts of vehicular homicide.

Not cool. You have no right to use my car for anything other than the business by which I am paying for. Do it and I find out? We’ll have words.

Lot lizards are going to act like lot lizards. 

When I bought my Model X. No salesman. No finance people. No waiting forever for the dude to come back with some stupid deal. No fake cologne smell that stays with me hours later.

And of course, clients get to pay for the privilege. How darling. Glad you have the capital to sponsor activities. With your markups, you probably should do a little good. You know you’ve got clients forever, because lest a manufacturer try to go it alone, your lobbying board would attack.

Hey, you’re only there to help the Customer and not line your pockets as an unnecessary middleman, right?

Absolutely nothing
WAR! HUH! yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

He’s a small guy perfectly suited for a beetle. Wind. *sigh*

I think everyone missed the Torchinsky burn. Epic.