If you get any joy out of advocating police violence you should not be president.

No fucking way.

I love this show. Here’s are a few reasons why:

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

Did nobody tell him about the mirror? Or could he just not wait for the shutter noise?

It’s been a few years since I did maths lessons, but I don’t remember 26% being a majority…

Elizabeth Warren CRUSHED IT in the education hearing. I was in awe.

She was enacting just punishment on her parents for naming her Ashlynd.

As I’ve said elsewhere, the main function of Twitter seems to be to allow people to quickly and easily make casual statements that can be completely ripped out of any larger context and used as a cudgel against them.

it was a good joke

And that is how President McPresidentface was elected.

You know what?

That was a nuclear war drill. I don’t think they still had people get under their desks in the mid-late 90s, especially since the USSR was gone anyway.

Johnny Depp didn’t strike me as a wife abuser until he struck his wife. :/