Sad face, I feel like the only person who does not find Jimmy Fallon funny or entertaining at all. Did everyone already forgot his inability to stay in character on the terrible SNL, or the American remake of Taxi? I am so alone!!

They’re already sending every cat they have to deal with Donald Trump. We may have to substitute badgers.

That’s a new image. Excellent creativity!

If you’re a freelancer, then having lots of connections is quite helpful.

“About 9 million for what, fifteen, twenty bucks worth of food? Sounds pretty good.”

FUCKING NOTHING is wrong with Todd Haynes.

Most stalls have a coathook. Just make sure your kid is wearing pants with belt loops.

If you want to fit in, you need to “loose” it.

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

Miscarriages are awful, and I feel horrible that they lost a wanted child. That said, these people always come across as extremely fake. Either they are terrible, terrible actors, or they are actually robots wearing human suits. I’ve watched a few of their vlogs, and no matter what, there is always something a little…

I adore dogs, but I recently got my first cat (I have a long commute and it wouldn’t be fair to a dog).

At the sound of any dog noises, Adorable puppy cries included, my dog loses his fool mind and acts like we are facing some sort of WWIII level attack. He’s so sure we need to reach for the nukes, and I’m like ‘ buddy, its a YouTube video’. Occasionally he looks embarrassed.

His name is Walter Palmer, and his practice is River Bluff Dental. Their Yelp page has already been nuked and their website is offline. Fuck this guy and fuck his business.

THANK YOU

Pretty horrified that any adult woman raising a baby girl thinks vaginas make something “dirty.” Did she try to get her money back from her husband too?

Many moved on to live happy, healthy and productive lives

<stifling urge to make comment about a shotgun wedding>

Seriously, fuck Cosmo for this bullshit. Tiger penis as an aphrodisiac isn't just "weird" and doesn't just involve "animals suffering"—it's profoundly destructive and disgustingly ignorant. They seemingly conveniently forgot (as if they even knew in the first place) to mention that the Chinese, thanks to some…

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