Miyax
Miyax
Miyax

He's not satisfied yet, my dear. Pucker up!!

Yes, this pedantic, and yes, you otherwise call it rape again and again. But I still think you need to change this sentence: "The woman was reportedly unconscious while Vandenburg had sex with her." He didn't "have sex" with her. He raped her. Stick an "allegedly" in there if you must. But call it what it actually was.

Thanks for looking out for me, sister.

My first instinct is

All of those "eat less, move more!11!!!1!" people need to read this. Maybe have it etched into their brains.

Just stick around for an indeterminate period of time, offering a loaded version of "friendship" while secretly stewing and never, ever admitting your true feelings to find out!

They have one. It's fedora shaped, and it sits on your head.

This guy is definitely not a cop.

God dammit I hated that movie.

She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first"

Tian Tian reminds me of the guy I lost my virginity to.

Who wants to be the first to contact this guy and go on a date? I think we could get a whole series of articles "out" of this "gem."

I get the feeling that some people really regret the fact that you aren't able to buy wives the way you'd pick out a car or computer.

Angry Panda is here to help you with that:

That's very much how we are! We're "life" compatible without being personality twins, which rocks. I did have to wade through a super ton of awful before I met him though... One did brought a freakin' handgun. That was a special date. Congrats to you, my dear Miyax! To success in this sea of crazy!

Wait. She thinks 70% is a "match?" If you're considering anyone under 90%, you're doing it wrong.

Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I'm in the Heartland, stuffing lard in my ears (because I'm just so fucking fat, as we all are.)

" Start going to church or another place where bloody Bronze Age fairy tales and magical wine are served up in equal measure. "