Doesn’t really seem weird to be honest. It’s just you.

With a lot of games, I agree with you. But with a game like GTA5, that aimed to represent a real-life city, it’s pretty awesome.

People didn’t walk around staring at their phones before this game then?

MySpace isn’t going anywhere...every single person under 25 uses it everyday.

Can they be changed to Apache Attack Helicopters? If not then I’m not represented and am 110% triggered.

This would’ve been an unacceptable article, right? Especially with that paragraph about how the internet’s thirsty for Ryu’s dick, but about Chun-Li’s vagina. Why not just write an article about all of the preorder costumes and keep the objectification out of it?

I have recently asked for Kickstarter funding for a most wondrous idea. I would like to set up a website that would allow crowdfunding to help bring creative projects to life.

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

That's right. This is secretly Halo 5. No, no, no, wait! This is actually Half-Life 3's MP mode. Maybe it's the newest CoD or Battlefield.

While I approve, this is not new. Guys at parties have been doing this to their friends since the early days of man. They could have at least shaved off an eyebrow or given him a reverse mohawk.

Yeah. You know that one poor bastard in Aliens who says "Kill... me...." when the space marines find him? That. Pretty sure that the mantis was already dead and spraying water on it provoked the worm to come out and lay its eggs. The video caption doesn't say as much, but the spray looks more like plain water than…

With that thing inside of it, it was probably dead anyway.

Upskirts don't phase me anymore. After Nisemonogatari's "teeth brushing" episode most anime fan service feels like sunday in church O_O;

You're right. The main reason console gamers don't consider PC gaming is UTTER IGNORANCE about PC gaming.

I think it's supposed to be meta-humor in that it realizes just how terrible it is and it takes that to heart.

That's right little one! Sing it loud and sing it proud!

You never wanted to be a hulking mess of muscle? Come on, really? I mean I grew up wanting to be like the Terminator, Commando, Rocky, Mr. T (and I'm white). I mean He-Man was only part of it, She-Ra was another part because I always had the hots for her. Seriously the 80's marketed young boys to be strong and Green…

Alternatively. Stop reading the articles.

You sound fun.