Doesn’t really seem weird to be honest. It’s just you.

With a lot of games, I agree with you. But with a game like GTA5, that aimed to represent a real-life city, it’s pretty awesome.

People didn’t walk around staring at their phones before this game then?

Can they be changed to Apache Attack Helicopters? If not then I’m not represented and am 110% triggered.

This would’ve been an unacceptable article, right? Especially with that paragraph about how the internet’s thirsty for Ryu’s dick, but about Chun-Li’s vagina. Why not just write an article about all of the preorder costumes and keep the objectification out of it?

The characters in GTA she refers to were supposed to be stereotypical, drug abusing, fame hungry child stars who think the Sun shine out of their own arse. There are no redeeming features in any of them whatsoever and were only designed to be an archtype.

That's right. This is secretly Halo 5. No, no, no, wait! This is actually Half-Life 3's MP mode. Maybe it's the newest CoD or Battlefield.

Upskirts don't phase me anymore. After Nisemonogatari's "teeth brushing" episode most anime fan service feels like sunday in church O_O;

You're right. The main reason console gamers don't consider PC gaming is UTTER IGNORANCE about PC gaming.

I think it's supposed to be meta-humor in that it realizes just how terrible it is and it takes that to heart.

That's right little one! Sing it loud and sing it proud!

You never wanted to be a hulking mess of muscle? Come on, really? I mean I grew up wanting to be like the Terminator, Commando, Rocky, Mr. T (and I'm white). I mean He-Man was only part of it, She-Ra was another part because I always had the hots for her. Seriously the 80's marketed young boys to be strong and Green…

Alternatively. Stop reading the articles.

You sound fun.

Not raiding at all is one of the best ways to enjoy a MMO. No drama, no douches, no bullshit.

I shead tears and could read no further when he said that. He called it BORING! One of my favorite anime shows of all time, right next to Trigun.

Did not enjoy Cowboy Bebop!?! Blasphemy!

Can't wait for the asinine complaints about, balance, bugs, or other issues from people who don't know that beta = unfinished product. Game companies have been doing this for years, and it still happens

Men watch porn? SCANDALOUS.

Be quiet.