Doesn’t the Bible imply that God made Woman to comfort Man’s anxieties? I’ve often wondered how humans were intended to reproduce before God created the better half (by which I mean women).

Some of the best jokes are the dumbest, haha!

I would have just punched her in the face. Worth whatever penalty.

Not feeling this song at all. 

Because if you don’t call the police on them they won’t learn not to do it again, duh.

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Z4SHGR4Q coupon for the power strip is not working.

Disgusting that our society has sunk so low. We deserve the horrific future we are building for ourselves.

Chased by evil fairies? I’ve taken mega doses of hallucinogens and never even gotten close to that. Brava!

Traditional Russian Values consist mostly of starving peasants. How does represent this on a cell phone?

Hillary: wrong then and wrong now.

“Looking past him” strikes me as another example of hiving him a break he does not deserve. My suggestion is to cane him, something he will surely remember and not want to repeat. THEN we can look past him into the future.

I hear he’s changing his name to Tupac One-Sac.

Fleabag is a marvel. I have a 6x8 foot poster from the second season that I stole from a kiosk on Hollywood Blvd. hanging over my bed.

It’s pretty low class of your editors to allow the man’s life to be encapsulated this way, headlining the most trivial fact in the whole article. It should be in the last paragraph if mentioned at all.

Just imagine how much easier that guy’s head will fit up Trump’s ass without a jaw. Winning!

Some policemen got nailed recently when they stupidly videoed themselves planting drugs on suspects. A rare but tasty use of bodycams for good.

John Patrick Shanley, who won the Academy Award for Moonstruck, is an absolute treasure. Nobody writes speeches like him. Try reading some of his plays, you’ll love it!

It’s only a matter of time before Warren counters Trump’s toilet manifesto with a Brown New Deal.

It’s great to see that toilet issues are back in the White House for the first time since Johnson.

Marked down, I think you mean.