It’s amazing that her defense is going to try a First Ammendment beef with the Supreme Court. Such things generally take several years to play out, and her sentence will be complete way before that. So what is the point of the family’s expense and the waste of court time and resources? She’s not even claiming not to…

But many people apply the electability argument to Bernie Sanders, and he’s as white as they come. Is it because he’s Jewish?

It’s not at all certain he was shooting at the child, he fired into the car the mother and baby were in. But saying “he got to her through her child” proves what a hysterical rant you are on. The guy deserves death, and you need therapy.

George is spot on, as usual. It’s interesting (to me) to note that when he was incarcerated we did not yet know about the Nazi concentration camps. And now that we know, nothing has changed. Sorry George.

Yes, this is still happening. And no, you will never fix it because a great number of Americans are truly shitty people, all too willing to believe any lie they hear. Learn to live with it.

I think the stupid officer belongs in jail, no doubt in my mind. But I seriously doubt he was trying to shoot the guy lying on the ground with his hands in the air, which is even more reason for him to never be allowed to be a policeman again.

Thank you for that image which I can never unsee.

Christ what an asshole. Man it sucks to be born wealthy and privileged and have inside connections and all that horrible shit.

I reluctantly bought one of these, and was astonished when it changed almost everything about the way I cook for the better. And I haven’t even tried half the things it can do.

I reluctantly bought one of these, and was astonished when it changed almost everything about the way I cook for the…

BAM! That’s the coolest thing I’ve heard in a month.

Christ what an asshole.

That’s my favorite Cage speech too, and one of my favorite movies.

The idea of taking medical advice from Jezebel is amusing by definition. That the advice is to panic with no evidence is hilarious. A glorious self-own.

Madonna feel raped cause Madonna wanna feel raped.

Florida is one of the right-to-shoot states, isn’t it? Those crackers would look better with holes in them.

Having a burger delivered is a sin. Burgers are good for maybe ten minutes after they’re made, probably less. This offer is a sad joke.

One day I was sitting at an outdoor table at my local coffee chain in West L.A. when a man walks up to the people at the next table and launches into a sob story about running out of gas and needing to get some place tragically important (I don’t remember where). I spoke up and said “Gee, you ran out of gas at this…

I got a case with a built in keyboard for my iPad and I highly recommend it. The best feature is that the keyboard has arrow keys! I use the iPad mostly for writing, and editing text without arrow keys is insanely difficult.

I got a case with a built in keyboard for my iPad and I highly recommend it. The best feature is that the keyboard…

Baby Batter cums to mind. And also Miracle Whip.

Of course you can surgically alter personality. It’s called a lobotomy, and I recommend to anyone who is so neurotic about not having sex that they are ready to commit murder.