Having a burger delivered is a sin. Burgers are good for maybe ten minutes after they’re made, probably less. This offer is a sad joke.

One day I was sitting at an outdoor table at my local coffee chain in West L.A. when a man walks up to the people at the next table and launches into a sob story about running out of gas and needing to get some place tragically important (I don’t remember where). I spoke up and said “Gee, you ran out of gas at this…

I got a case with a built in keyboard for my iPad and I highly recommend it. The best feature is that the keyboard has arrow keys! I use the iPad mostly for writing, and editing text without arrow keys is insanely difficult.

I got a case with a built in keyboard for my iPad and I highly recommend it. The best feature is that the keyboard…

Baby Batter cums to mind. And also Miracle Whip.

Of course you can surgically alter personality. It’s called a lobotomy, and I recommend to anyone who is so neurotic about not having sex that they are ready to commit murder.

As awful as they are, those are the kind of people who are winning.

Another non-apology from an old white man trying to boost his sagging ego. And why the fuck does he need two memoirs? More ego! Leggo of yer ego, you twat!

You know that Monsanto (now owned by Bayer) was just fined two billion dollars because Roundup gave a couple cancer? And just a few months ago another man won eighty million? Maybe you want to stop promoting this horror poison on your site.

You know that Monsanto (now owned by Bayer) was just fined two billion dollars because Roundup gave a couple cancer?…

The irony of the doctored Pelosi video is incredible when Carson always sounds like he’s bingeing on Placidil.

I assume you have no heart. This story has nothing to do with the grad school student’s salary.

These are worthless, and that’s why they are practically giving them away. They will take up space in your cabinet or closet forever, because you will not use them.

These are worthless, and that’s why they are practically giving them away. They will take up space in your cabinet…

It’s the the third violent act if you include the Republicans diving headfirst into the woman’s reproductive organs. Get out!

Surgery is NOT the cure. Consuming less food is the cure. How you go about that is your decision, but surgery seems like a drastic and dangerous choice.

Way to go, encouraging more of that behavior.

Nope, Amazon want $30 for this right now. Did you forget to post a code or something?

Nope, Amazon want $30 for this right now. Did you forget to post a code or something?

How disappointing, because I loved Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and a good remake from a woman’s point of view could have made the idea even better. It is worth noting that while Steve Martin played a kind of classless American, he was not ugly or crude even in comparison to the suave Euro-con played by Michael Caine. The…

Have you ever tried to steal candy from a baby? They bite.

Please please please put his family in jail! They (well, not ALL of them) are the scum of the Earth, and His Worshipfulness would pitch a fit that would be wondrous to see.

Absolutely true, except that it’s not only black people getting screwed this way. But what a classic example of the shitty state of our judicial scam.

Your envy is showing, you who I’m guessing accomplished nothing in college and are now engaged in the act of making people stupider. Thanks loads.