MitchMaster
MitchMaster
MitchMaster

I did not miss the point of the joke. I think it’s hilarious, and it absolutely does suggest that she at least enjoyed doing it with a doctor.

In (Republican) politics, this is known as doubling down: sticking with something that is an obvious failure in order to try and prove you didn’t make a giant mistake. Just get over the hot mess that is Jar-Jar and move on already.

What constitutes comedy? Does the definition involve who is telling the joke? I watched an old Sarah Silverman video and she said something like: “as a teenager I was raped by a doctor, such a bittersweet experience for a Jewish girl.” It’s a rape joke, flat out, suggesting a woman could enjoy parts of being raped.

Getting fired from Mcdonald’s ain’t much of a punishment in my book.

Bloodshot - the hero who never takes off his sunglasses.

Kind of like saying that I’m enjoying not having to buy gloves after they cut off my hands.

You could cut up an onion or an orange and do the same thing, plus flavor.

You could cut up an onion or an orange and do the same thing, plus flavor.

I watch these videos after dinner and they completely make me forget about dessert. Bon apetit.

Remarkably sticky chemicals.

Ha! Exposed as an immense fraud, GG spews the usual sort of lies. After all, the claims against RK are decades old, there isn’t the slightest possibility she just heard them. Then she blames it on her own trauma - this is the opposite of victim shaming, it should be called Victim Claiming. Oh the fake tears she sheds

The happiest woman on Earth? Yesno?

I can’t wait to get one and play Leisure Suit Larry on it!

Felony groping? That’s sounds like a non-sequitur.

Gaza as a pustule is the perfect metaphor, no disrespect meant to the unfortunate people who live there. But the situation is so like an untreated infection that has been long neglected. If something is not done, it will eventually destroy everything nearby - it’s just a matter of time.

Look at those meth teeth. Just look at ‘em.

Ph come on, you act like $9 million is a lot of money. In Japan that will buy you a nice sushi dinner. Which is what Mayweather had.

“I urge whoever did this, turn yourself in...”

He is so over. I won’t ever watch him again. I might get a giggle out of his obituary.

I used to think that the name Ruby was short for Rubella.

How many “Sorry, I’m busy that night,” or “I can’t, sorry” can I muster? How many times must I apologize?