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I am totally OK with this as long as vaping is declared a pre-existing condition.

I am totally OK with this as long as vaping is declared a pre-existing condition.

Excuse me but where was her stage manager and team when this fuckery went down? I would be firing the shit out them.

...almost had a master’s degree in psychology, heh. The jokes write themselves.

The whole affair is a crime against humanity, in my unsolicited opinion. She had a ton of embryos implanted because “she neither wanted to destroy them nor to continue paying for their frozen storage” (according to Wikipedia), which is a piss poor reason for bringing that many children into the world. How about have a…

But the Republicans HATE activist judges!

Great dating advice from the evilest woman in the world! I hear that she and der Trumpenfuhrer are going to be starring in a new sitcom called “Mr. and Mrs. Mussolini” as soon as he leaves office, which hopefully be some time next week. I know life can be a drag sometimes, but hang in there Melanoma!

“Just as I did not choose to be gay, I did not choose to be conservative.”

My local market has chicken for 77 cents a pound and onions for $1.25 - how can this be? You don’t have to chase an onion!

The idea of two dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts in the same place just made my pancreas burst into tears.

So the GOP are having trouble finding enough gender traitors... why am I not surprised? But I will reluctantly offer them some advice on where to look: the extreme Christians right.

I have been talking to my people about a Bernie-selected candidate for a couple of years now. A consensus candidate amongst the Democrats - the Republicans have gone to hell and I hope they never come back.

Possibly the greatest piece of political satire ever.

How is it that he is receiving the best possible care and Serena Williams nearly died during childbirth because she couldn’t get the doctors’ attention?

He’s about as classy as macaroni and cheese whiz.

Frankly, I’m more interested in Mary Queen of Scotch.

Nah, he fucked up. All he had to do was not phone in (literally) this semi apology, not lying in bed, and the network would have accepted it. He could even have made it a teaching moment, but I guess that’s too much to expect from a guy who said he would abuse his son for playing with dolls.

It’s only natural that a woman who has never had sex should get bent out of shape at the mere mention of it. Pity her.

And she’s a man, so she oughta know!