Q: Why is Trump like a lesbian couple?

I bought a great case with an excellent keyboard in it for way less than $99. Only a fool would carry something that expensive around without a case.

I don’t know whether or not I can handle liberty; there isn’t enough of it around to tell.

They may not be terrorists but they scare the shit out of me!

Funny, I just read an article somewhere claiming that trying to create a narrative of your life (and that’s exactly what this is, sort of ex post facto) is a terrible idea. I tend to agree. Life happens, and not according to a TV script. And when the recommendation for this includes the statement that “Tech CEO’s are…

He needs to be jailed and then reduced to his component parts. Slowly.

Boo fuckin hoo. White snake oil salescreature with a jade egg in her jazzola is weepy about what? Christalmighty, we’re hitting new lows every day.

Nice, but did you know that you can now send texts to your fetus in vitro? Yes you can, and have video phone calls too with the new PlacentaCam 2.0. Available at Walmart for the perfect Xmas gift.

Lock her up.

Way to go with the ridiculous Republican talking points, Flan. You’re a liberal like the Pope is a pole-vaulter.

Obviously. And you can add a bunch of other things people already do while in regular cars like eating, doing drugs and putting on makeup, etc. Wish I got paid for pointing out the obvious like those scientists do.

Right on AOC! Owning an Instant Pot had added about 5 hours of available time to my week, and I was very reluctant to get one. I’ve hardly begun trying all the things it can do.

We have always known who wore the balls in the Obama family. Our current political problems have been greatly increased by Barack’s reluctance to use his position to attack the criminal gang that took his place.

Hannah seems to think that once someone makes a lot of money, other people should become immune from prosecution for committing crimes against them. The truth is exactly the opposite: rich people can pretty much get away with anything.

Yeah, it sucks to be stuck with white people. But at least you’re not stuck being white people.

The women you refer to lack the self-respect to take responsibility for their own lives, so they act like Bill Cosby’s wife and carry the water for their grotesque abusive husbands who treat them like trash.

“Never fight a land war in Asia” and “Never claim the Republicans have hit bottom”. These are the two fundamental mistakes in our world.

Just look at him. I think he would have made a terrific slave owner, don’t you?

West announced that he was “distancing” himself from politics

Fuck her to hell and back, and then to hell again.