Hey, that’s insensitive! I’m 60 and I haven’t mastered long division.

The disgusting sow has revealed filthy self, voluntarily. This is surely the only thing I will ever thank her for. Oinks to you, porker!

Who wants to see an Amy Winehouse hologram? Several million tasteless hacks, I bet.

6 years for ripping off all those rich people? He should get a medal.

Rolling UP the river, you mean. As in headed for jail.

Kanye gave us Yeezus, and is currently hard at work on Yandhi. Coming soon: Yudumbass. Get the whole set, approved by the Prez himself!

While we’re on the subject, Mia Farrow isn’t much of an actress.

A wither.

Here in Los Angeles we have unlimited sunshine, and a billion cars. The simple, obvious solution is to allow only electric cars - done right, we could generate the power to charge them locally. It would clean up our air overnight, as well as help save the planet from climate change. But it would cut into the profits…

Excuse me, but if you put it on the grill it IS fried. Aside from the flour, that’s the way all the breakfast joints around here do it.

Yeah, it’s an interesting fashion choice in the same way that slavery was an interesting business model.

Just casting my vote against dumb clickbait headlines. A writer with any talent can come up with a compelling headline that doesn’t include those empty insults.

Please stop telling me to throw away things, forget stuff, and claiming that I’ve been doing whatever all wrong. It makes you look stupid.

Scrotum is a word that is essential to any article about Ted Cruz. He looks like a voodoo doll made entirely out of scrotum.

She needs to stop? I would rather hear any single word that J.K. has to say about her creations than the sum total of everything you could possibly say. Go write your own books, and if they are good I will happily read them all.

Well duh, there’s nothing else to do in jail or rehab but work out.

He brought us Yeezus, and is now recording Yandhi - to be followed by Yuasshole.

I’m sure they made beautiful, beautiful love on top of the crushed bodies of numerous political prisoners. Get the video for Xmas!

The Joker jumped the shark so many, many movies ago... he’s just tiresome now.

What is Beautiful Dreamer doing with these guys? She’s one of the Forever People, or are they the same as The Eternals?