Apparently women want death threats, because that was what Ford was guaranteed to get, and received in spades.

He’s obviously bitter about his tiny, tiny cornichon. Fortunately, he won’t have much use for it where he’s going.

I’m thinking some of this is not real.

OK, I get it, but when Leo accidentally cut the shit out of his hand Django then just kept acting - which became the focal point of the scene - it was awesome. Too bad much of the rest of the movie was raging stupid.

The killer app for this technology is a sex toy.

Ja Rule is the mangina of rap.

In the grand old days of the Soviet Union, the Russians put political protesters in mental hospitals under the guise that they were mentally ill. Then they were free to abuse them any way they liked, out of sight of prying eyes. We are about two seconds away from that here under Mushrump.

Cereal with milk is a great combination of crunchy and milky-sweet at the same time, if you eat it fairly quickly. You can’t let it sit in the bowl for twenty minutes or you get mush - but that’s not much of a criticism, a twenty minute old cheeseburger has lost most of it’s charm too. And let’s not even get started…

How come I never see it mentioned that all the school shooters are white?

You’re right! It’s just like never showing your back to the Queen: an excessive display of humility towards someone who does not deserve it.

What a joke! While Hemsworth is undeniably fit, there are hundreds of athletes with better bodies. Dakota should just bone him and get it over with.

With friends like these, who needs Fox News?

The marijuana was hers. She either took it home from work to smoke herself, or it’s the stuff she uses to plant on innocent people to justify assaulting and/or killing them.

It’s absurd to think that Lestat could be destroyed by any vampire of Marius or Pandora’s age via the mental fire as he says in this excerpt. Lestat not only took enormous amounts of Akasha’s blood, he did a circuitous exchange with her several (maybe many) times where they took each other’s blood simultaneously -…

His own sister is jewish, and yet he’s a nazi-level anti-semite. How mugwump is that?

His best response would be to buy the hotel, gather all the employees together in the ballroom, and shame/fire the shit out of everyone connected with the incident. Then order avocado toast.

Isn’t this how Gilford Girls season 5 starts?

Dual pouches! One for each brain.

Dual pouches! One for each brain.

“Have you ever been to John George?”

The desperation of Trump’s “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” act is stunning to behold.