If every time a person touched a drop of liquor they became unable to give consent, there would be no human race. And now you are dragging porn into this story? It’s time for you to go back to home school.

If only life imitated art.

Show me where it says she was intoxicated. Sounds like you have serious issues.

So the high priests of tennis have disallowed Selena’s outfit, dropped her to number 475 in the standings for taking a pregnancy break, and subject her to punitive overtesting for drugs. Anyone else see a pattern here?

So he had a fling with the housekeeper, just like Ahnold? What are the chances that she is an immigrant? God, what a megarectum Rump is!

They are not victims?! The court has ruled that they are, as it’s painfully obvious to anyone with half a brain. That horrible girl went to a party and agreed to a three-way with a couple of strangers, then she did her best to destroy them.

Obviously this jerk’s lifestyle went to his head and he freaked out, committing suicide by car and taking innocent people with him. We’ve seen it before: the closest comparison would involve a young rock star and drugs.

I recall a few years back watching a very good tennis player who also happened to be quite abundantly breasted. Every stroke she made resulted in an earthquake of cleavage, clearly visible within her tight top. Her outfit is no-doubt still acceptable to these buffoons.

About the dental floss “joke” - go to YouTube and search for Andrew Dice Clay’s first appearance at Dangerfield’s (Rodney’s comedy club): you will see him use the same line with no irony or setup of any kind, just flat out racism.

Wow, the dialog in those panels sucks the gas.

Bingo! You win the door prize, it was a “Lock Her Up!” festival. I can’t even remember who that phrase refers to.

Yeah but Jack was cast to play an ugly old man (devil, actually). And they were both brilliant in their parts.

People are the worst.

Will somebody please make a gif of Giuliani with Joker makeup on his face? Cause he is now officially a comic book villain.

Lock them up! All of them, right up to the top, including Rump and Melabia.

There is nothing so awful that could happen to Rump that I would shed a tear over it. I hope he is summoned to North Korea by his superiors and made into bibimbop.

So if the paleface tells you to leave and then you do it’s a crime now? What the holy hell are these people thinking?

Guaranteed to work once. Maybe.

Guaranteed to work once. Maybe.

Winning!

Not dead = no stakes.