A U.S. version: my mother was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer. She is insured through Medicare (an inexpensive government subsidized policy for the elderly among others). The doctors predicted that she had maybe two years to live, and that was ten years ago. It turns out that she is the perfect candidate for some…

Reminds me of the drug testing lab who had a lazy employee that put dozens or maybe hundreds of innocent people in jail. How the fuck can we leave these life-changing tests in the hands of companies who hire the cheapest possible labor? Capitalism at it’s finest.

This is a public utility we are talking about, not just some company like a video store or a dry cleaners. And she was paying; she gave them $500 two days before. And they knew it was a matter of life and death. The people who shut off her electricity should be prosecuted.

Pork wah?

Not the electric company’s problem? Fuck you to hell and back. Trump doesn’t pay millions of dollars in bill and they make him president. But don’t pay your electrical bill and your entire life is suddenly worth nothing at all? Sucks to be you.

And now he has lost his job:

They are so lucky that their daughter is alive. If one of the officers had been grumpy that morning, perhaps traumatized by not getting the jelly doughnut he wanted, the little girl could easily have been shot. And all the officer would have to say is “she reached for her waistband” - then HE would have received free…

Praise Father, Son, and Holy Crap!

Give the police potential torture devices (tazers, pepper spray) and they are guaranteed to use them unnecessarily. Scares the shit out of me, desired effect achieved indeed.

Oh for the days when you could put your kids in the mail (it’s true, Google it).

God how I was wish Bubba would shut the front door.

Christ, the calves!!

She keeps whining that “she’s lost everything”. Except the macadamia nut farm in Hawaii? How white is that.

Green eggs and ham.

Can we finally stop cutting Melania any slack? At the very least she has proven that she is even less worthy of respect than the Garbage Man.

There is no mistake here, this was entirely deliberate. The Trump Crime Family is fisting America without lube and laughing in our faces. We’ve seen our last presidential election.

I always preferred “twat”.

The part that sucks is how those hotels would not give a free glass of water to most people. But once they even suspect you are a high roller, they will climb over each other to lick your sphincter.

That is most evil picture that I’ve seen in a long time.

#metoo, yes?