She keeps whining that “she’s lost everything”. Except the macadamia nut farm in Hawaii? How white is that.

Green eggs and ham.

Can we finally stop cutting Melania any slack? At the very least she has proven that she is even less worthy of respect than the Garbage Man.

There is no mistake here, this was entirely deliberate. The Trump Crime Family is fisting America without lube and laughing in our faces. We’ve seen our last presidential election.

I always preferred “twat”.

The part that sucks is how those hotels would not give a free glass of water to most people. But once they even suspect you are a high roller, they will climb over each other to lick your sphincter.

That is most evil picture that I’ve seen in a long time.

#metoo, yes?

And that’s how it’s done, folks: kick ‘em out the door then scrape the residue off your shoe. Unfortunately she’s going to plague us for a good many years as a Fox host.

The Catholic Church is, first and foremost, a worldwide pedophile gang. Whatever other things it is, including fabulously wealthy from taking the donations of poor people while molesting their children, comes a distant second. This has been painfully obvious for decades. There is no pace the Church has penetrated…

That’s not Melania. During her month absence they used plastic surgery to sculpt a replacement for the real Melania who Trump murdered for knowing where the skeletons are buried. Now she’s become one herself!

Aw come on, we all know she has a strap-on the size of a Cadillac. Putin gave it to her to keep baby D in line.

Agreed, she is the ruling queen of the Trump Crime Family and deserves no pity.

I want to start a religion for the specific purpose of being exempted from civil law. Anything a follower doesn’t want to do automatically becomes one of our commandments: thou shalt not pay taxes, thou shalt not be prevented from smoking in airplanes, etc. There will be a hefty fee to join, you bet!

Various people throw around the idea that Trump is a threat to democracy, but now is the time for everyone to acknowledge the truth: we may very well have to fight some kind of war to remove him. I wonder if we will even have an election in 2022, though I’m certain it won’t be a fair one if we do.

And if the poor guy had been black there would have been a bloodbath. WTF is up with police in this country?

Ambien, the lubricant of the Rich and Racist.

If and ocean of sewage flooded a toxic waste dump, they could name it Lake Rosanne and nobody would ask why.

What else would you expect from the head of the Trump Crime Family, who swims in an ocean of shit-scented privilege?

If true, his net worth is greater than Trump’s.