Yes, please stop telling Michelle to run for President - it’s clear that Oprah should lead the ticket.

Melania gets no pass from me. She is the wretched queen of the Trump Crime Family.

Ansel is a Eurofish (despite being born in Manhattan) and you will never change his scales. Get over it.

When exactly did Kanye turn white?

A Creed Of One will be the name of my new ska band.

They should sue the white out of him.

It seems wrong to use the word accident anywhere in a story like this. Sure, the toddler shot her mother unintentionally, but associating this tragically preventable event with the word accident only serves the NRA.

She is bought and sold by the Trump Crime Family, as is so much of America.

I voted for Trump to impress Taylor Swift, which was a bigger mistake than this guy made.

My $10 rice cooker cooks my rice IMprecisely and perfectly every time. And steams a bunch of broccoli on top simultaneously.

My $10 rice cooker cooks my rice IMprecisely and perfectly every time. And steams a bunch of broccoli on top…

Screw being polite while the Trump Crime Family rapes America! Kimmel whimpers at being called out for rudeness while Hannity uses Trump’s firehose of lies to wash everything good into the sewer.

Thanks for pointing that out! Now we know for sure that the mother is a cluster-bitch, look how her kids turned out. I wonder how long she’s been torturing them.

So he had a concealed carry permit. Did he get the unconcealed stupidity permit?

... but forgetting to put the cheese on a white girl’s Big Mac is not a teachable moment, it’s genocide!

Both of these guys belong in the Vatican.

The Return of the Think White Puke!

It’s no coincidence that American people own hundreds of millions of guns and at the same time have hyper-armed police departments that will come to your house and kill you just because somebody made an anonymous phone call. Welcome to the land of the “free”.

She will make a perfect Fox News host.

Let’s not forget that our asshole-in-chief is still bragging about how wonderful our response was to the disaster in PR.

God that song is awful.