My $10 rice cooker cooks my rice IMprecisely and perfectly every time. And steams a bunch of broccoli on top simultaneously.

My $10 rice cooker cooks my rice IMprecisely and perfectly every time. And steams a bunch of broccoli on top…

Damn, wanted to make a joke about the Saudi’s giving the world the middle finger but a thousand people beat me to it. Maybe I should wake up earlier.

Screw being polite while the Trump Crime Family rapes America! Kimmel whimpers at being called out for rudeness while Hannity uses Trump’s firehose of lies to wash everything good into the sewer.

Nope. Pointless, meaningless nonsense to me. Your mileage is welcome to differ.

Thanks for pointing that out! Now we know for sure that the mother is a cluster-bitch, look how her kids turned out. I wonder how long she’s been torturing them.

So he had a concealed carry permit. Did he get the unconcealed stupidity permit?

... but forgetting to put the cheese on a white girl’s Big Mac is not a teachable moment, it’s genocide!

Both of these guys belong in the Vatican.

The Return of the Think White Puke!

...always a chance there’s some surprising way that Jane herself is brought back from the grave...

I thought PCP had gone out of fashion but your supply line is clearly intact

Hard assets. He’ll have plenty of those, heh.

Their costumes are uniformly awful.

It’s no coincidence that American people own hundreds of millions of guns and at the same time have hyper-armed police departments that will come to your house and kill you just because somebody made an anonymous phone call. Welcome to the land of the “free”.

She will make a perfect Fox News host.

Let’s not forget that our asshole-in-chief is still bragging about how wonderful our response was to the disaster in PR.

God that song is awful.

I can’t find any coupon... where is it?

I can’t find any coupon... where is it?

If you check out his history, Tarantino worked in a video store and obsessively watched old films... my guess is that he did not get laid until he became a celebrity.

Such a shame. It could at least have been an Instant Pot, they have the budget for that.