American is dangerous, dirty, corrupt and an unfathomable number people here are poor considering all the money we have.

Tanya has finally admitted that she knew about the attack. In the interview she shows her usual loose morals can casual association with the truth, but it’s clear now that she could have prevented it and chose not to. She does not deserve any sympathy from anyone.

A hundred and twelve thou? Quite a bargain, I’d say. People are getting millions for being frowned at.

And don’t forget how much they love states rights when it comes to salvery and such. Fuck them rudely with a chainsaw.

It’s not necessarily that he’s lying. His connection to Rey was set up by Snoke, and he could have been fed false information, and he admits that he saw this in her mind so it could just be her apprehensions. But I will bet any amount of money that the identification of Rey’s parents as galactic trailer trash is not…

Electrodes on his nuts would seem to be an appropriate punishment.

This is worse than Reagan’s refusal to admit the existence of the disease until it was a full blown epidemic. Trump is one of the most awful people alive.

Get a Chromebook. Boots nearly instantly. Shuts down quickly too - one of my pet peeves is how Windows can take forever and a day to shut down, often locking you into a software update in the process.

Get real. The problem with these comics is that there is absolutely nothing that cannot be undone, least of all death. So where are the stakes?

Today’s man has to plump up his hog before he shows it to his secretary in the elevator.

Can I claim PTSD for living on the same planet as Sarah Palin?

White Person is told that the police are being called, and she says “That’s fine.” And it is fine, because she is unlikely to be shot dead by them for no reason at all. Black Person, on the other hand... time to split.

I love listening to languages I don’t understand, something about it really engages my mind. As far as other countries declaring a native tongue goes, I can hardly blame them: look at how often Europeans and Americans have arrived in a country and done their best to destroy the local culture.

Those are basically the same arguments I hear from friends who refuse to stop smoking.

It would be difficult to find a type crime that has not been committed and covered up by the Catholic Church. Their vile pedophile network continues to operate worldwide despite minor progress among Western nations.

Behold the awesome suck that is the Doctor.

What a stupid tweet. This is anything but “turning on each other”. It’s called “doing what’s right”. Is it politically expedient? Only time will tell. But it sure as fuck ain’t party infighting.

Poor Pam, overly inflated in every sense of the word.

I summarize this mindset as: “You must dress as attractively as possible or I will never give you a job. Oh, sorry, now I have to rape you.”

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