The kind of monster that proves to the world she doesn’t have jelly arms.

Several weeks or even months after you stop smoking you will begin to notice the absolutely nauseating stench that is left behind in places where people smoke. Even outdoors, like spots next to office buildings or apartments where people regularly light up. It is utterly foul, particularly when the ground is littered…

In related news, Trump announced that he’s bringing back slavery. But it’s OK, because it’s not going to be just for blacks!

The attention that is paid to the minutest of details in science is hilarious when compared to religion where the most extraordinary claims are accepted without any proof at all. And the result is that science has produced mind boggling improvements in human life, while religion has given us widespread genital…

“Likely to face four years...” and to serve 18 months. The moral of two and half centuries of American history is: Commit No Small Crimes. Small crimes can get you life (http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/11/23-petty-crimes-prison-life-without-parole), but large crimes will get you a place in Trump’s cabinet.

Re all the haw haw comments about Turkish prisons: a quick skimming of the news about American prisons reveals prisoners who were scalded to death, died of thirst, died of starvation, died from lack of basic medical treatment or access to their legally prescribed medications, and of course the ever-popular rectal…

That is the launch plume from their armada, now on it’s way here.

Someday the history books will read: “The Kennedy family gave us the moon and brought back smallpox.” Congrats.

Doubtful - on the night of the Tate murders, Patricia Krenwinkle chased down and slaughtered Abigail Folger who had almost escaped. I don’t think the parole board is going to forgive something that overt.

And don’t worry, none of the Family will ever be granted parole. Some of them have been absolute model prisoners and haven’t made parole despite dozens of opportunities, or even when they were so weak with cancer that they couldn’t even sit up. Ain’t gonna happen.

I am expecting Carrie to report back from the afterlife: “The good news is that Mom and I are together forever. The bad news is the food sucks.”

Just wait till the people who are going to make fucken billions building that wall chime in. They will liken to the Statue of Liberty.

Rump is Putin’s puppet, but Rump doesn’t yet realize how he’s being played like a violin from hell. Dark, dark days are ahead.

I guess she’s the living embodiment of a Disney Princess.

False flag! Those people are not actually black - they went to Geneva for a race-change operation, and now only DNA testing can tell us what they were originally (Smurfs?).

I know an accountant whose job is to make blockbuster movies lose money - at least on paper. He gleefully tells me about how he helps the studios screw the government out of their taxes, and anyone foolish enough enough to accept a percentage of the profits out of their royalties. Huge movies that you have all seen,…

And before Rump she sold everything else that people would pay fifty bucks for.

They ARE evil. But later in the series they morph into the Honored Matres and dominate the universe with sex, so it’s OK.

What’s all this talk about false fags? Is there really an epidemic of counterfeit gays going around? Sad!

So much to be thankful for this year! Thank you, Donald, for bringing open racism back into the political process. Thank you, Donald, for encouraging KKK members (and other whackos) to run for office. And thank you, Donald, for giving the Russians a permanent place at our political table. That’s plenty, it will be…