Now THAT’S funny!

They already made a complete hash out of Spock’s sexuality by having him in a relationship with Ohura - it doesn’t fit at all with the Pon Farr episode in the original series, but who cares?

I say we start with this guy.

At first look I thought that drawing was a vagina

Microplanes are terrific for a ton of uses. And if you pay more than a buck for one, you’re wasting money: they have perfectly good ones at the 99 cent store.

It’s clear that the face-changing trick requires access to the preserved faces, so what good would it do Arya to have learned the trick? She wouldn’t have any faces to change into back in Westeros. And she did change faces once, when she stabbed the eyes out of that pedo guy in the brothel. So what’s your beef?

At the first sight of those hippies building their tower I thought “Wow! What a beautiful valley and green hills; they’re going to look awful with rivers of blood flowing through them.” I just didn’t think it would all happen in one episode. Frankly, I think the writers are rushing things like they’ve been given some…

A friend of mine was in a sticky breakup. He had started using his phone to audio record the visits of his wife when she came to pick up her stuff from their house (she had moved out). She took to yelling “stop hitting me!” when he was not touching her in any way. So one time, when she picked up a belt and started…

“helped created” the modern superhero movie? Not at all. They would be full of pop tunes if that were the case, and they are not. Danny Elfman has a better claim to that compliment.

Perfect example of how boring baseball can be. Two seconds of non-action followed by fifteen minutes of discussion. Zzzzzzzz.

She won’t be welcome at any all-you-can-eat restaurants either.

Joe Francis personally kept me waiting on a job interview, sending a stooge out to the lobby every 15 minutes to say it would only be another 5 minutes. After 2 hours, I split. Fuck him.

I guess your job is to continue to bleat into whirlwind no matter how wrong your assessments have been in the past. Pray continue.

I always liked the part where Newt says about her parents “They’re dead. Can we go now?”

Christian Sharia! ooooh that’s a good one, never heard that before. I’m going to be using that phrase a LOT

Well after all, the concept is trial by a jury of your peers, not a jury of the victim’s peers</irony>

I’ve seen this production, and it is amazing. The signing and singing together create an atmosphere unlike any show you’ve likely ever been to.

California has two resources in limitless supply: sea water and sunshine. It is very simple to purify water by evaporation, someone just needs to figure out how to scale it up hugely. Not a small task, of course, but surely not any larger than the vast solar electric farms being built, and probably cheaper.

One of the strangest things about the organization that carried out 9/11 is how tight they were with their money. When the terrorists-in-training were learning how to fly (but not land) planes in the U.S., they had to turn in meal receipts, like they were on a business trip from a cheap company!

I never heard that one about Asmiov's son. The articles I have found never seem to mention anything other than the initial charges. Anybody know the final outcome was?