I say we start with this guy.

At first look I thought that drawing was a vagina

Microplanes are terrific for a ton of uses. And if you pay more than a buck for one, you’re wasting money: they have perfectly good ones at the 99 cent store.

A friend of mine was in a sticky breakup. He had started using his phone to audio record the visits of his wife when she came to pick up her stuff from their house (she had moved out). She took to yelling “stop hitting me!” when he was not touching her in any way. So one time, when she picked up a belt and started…

Perfect example of how boring baseball can be. Two seconds of non-action followed by fifteen minutes of discussion. Zzzzzzzz.

She won’t be welcome at any all-you-can-eat restaurants either.

Joe Francis personally kept me waiting on a job interview, sending a stooge out to the lobby every 15 minutes to say it would only be another 5 minutes. After 2 hours, I split. Fuck him.

I guess your job is to continue to bleat into whirlwind no matter how wrong your assessments have been in the past. Pray continue.

Christian Sharia! ooooh that’s a good one, never heard that before. I’m going to be using that phrase a LOT

Well after all, the concept is trial by a jury of your peers, not a jury of the victim’s peers</irony>

I’ve seen this production, and it is amazing. The signing and singing together create an atmosphere unlike any show you’ve likely ever been to.

I did this, and I was amazed. Last year, having spent two days in the hospital (one in ICU), I owed around $13,000. I contacted the financial aid department, and they sent a guy with the forms for me to fill out while I was still in my hospital bed. A month later I get a letter stating that not only did they forgive…

Can you do simple math? 6% of $5000 is $300. If you pay $35 as an annual fee, you will come out way ahead.

But what will that do to my balls of steel?