That looks TOO real, better be careful with that out in public!

Motherfuckers, they are gonna stop production and then turn around and announce Snes classic aren’t they? Maintain the hype of the Nes and move that momentum to the next product. It’s a cold calculated business move. 

Holy hell, Trump really is going to start a nuclear war solely because he thinks it will make him popular. Fuck, we aren’t going to make it to Infinity War are we?

It might be good or mediocre, but it’s what some people wanted.

The Milky Way thing is easy, and happening through the magic of universal translation (there’s some explanation of how that works in the Codex). The Angara know of the Milky Way (the same way we know of Andromeda), so all the translator has to do is set up the right term, which is no different than translating…

Just a random vent here:

As others have said, most people do this probably because they don’t like their characters’ faces and there’s no way to change them once you’ve created the character. I’m really hoping they add in some means of changing your character’s appearance in 2. Whole face would be optimal, but even just being able to change…

I think a lot of people that wear their helmets all the time in the tower are the ones who just made a random, ugly-ass guardian with stupid hair, and hit Start, only to realize after 1000 hours or so that if they want to fix their ugly character, they have to delete all that characters progress and start over. Not…

Utterly excellent write up. One small quibble: I believe the Reapers were the creators of the Citadel and the mass relays, no? Or is that venturing too close to spoiler territory?

The Asari became much more interesting thanks to a random NPC conversation in 2 that strongly implies that they’re using their biotic abilities to make themselves look sexually attractive to all other races. So they maybe don’t actually look like beautiful human women - we just see them that way.

Not all content is made equal. I felt that DAI disrespected my time with filler stuff that didn’t really make an impact or even represent what the game was ‘about.’ I’m playing dozens of hours of Zelda, but the game is packed with mysteries / charm, so it doesn’t feel like a waste of my time - I am still discovering…

Bullshit.

Destiny 2, a game in which players lament it isn’t the same as Destiny 1.

Because in the books Gollum was placed in Mordor at the time?

As long as the executions are as beautiful and powerful feeling as last time i’m in, I do agree with the many people suggesting it was far too easy but that was one trait it definitely shared with assassins creed.

Uhh, in the canon of this series I’m not so sure...

Well if anyone was pissing over the cannon it was the Tolkien estate. In interviews the developers said they had to pass everything by both the Tolkien estate and WB. The game is very much set in the Jacksonverse and not in Tolkien’s original universe. So beyond being careful, they literally have not affected the…

It was my Game of the Year. I’m not a huge LOTR fan so I just injoyed it as an independent RPG were you slaughter Orcs and Goblins. You use the combat system in a game where you fight over groceries in a Publix and I would enjoy.

Because caring about canon in what is obviously a non-canon game is stupid?

that sounds like hard work way above my pay grade