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MitchHavershell

There were also a few Falcons injuries where they had to stop the clock and I know this will sound bad but I was thinking at the time, “you might be hurt, but you have to get up and get off the field and not allow the refs to call an injury time out. That clock has to keep running.”

My arc with this game went from “ah, the Batmobile combat isn’t as bad as everyone says it is” at the beginning to quitting the game because of it. I’m still amazed at how hard they leaned on it. The boss fight against the Arkham Knight in the drill thing was the point when I decided I wasn’t having enough fun with

...will not dwell on the Batmobile...

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

Where did he compare them? He said he stopped playing one to play the other.

Destiny is fantastic visual direction, tied to solid gunplay. Just they needed to build a game around it...

“The Force, uh, finds a way.”

Yeah, there’s way more important matters to take care of, like filling my entire Whiterun house with cheese wheels.

When you first get off the wagon, I’ve always wondered why they are like ‘hmm this random prisoner isn’t on the list, welp better cut their head off anyway’.

The dude dies and then you meet his wife and never bother to tell her. Scumbag Dragonborn.

The intro to Skyrim is so terrible and Skyrim is not by any means well-represented by it. Not even going into the plot disparities in the execution sequence, the intro begins by tying the player’s hands (literally and figuratively), and dumping a pile of exposition on them. There is no context to understand this

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

“We thought we’d just send you a little love note. We like you guys.”

The Prime Minister of Canada is technically a delegate of the UK monarchy or whatever. Canada can shut the fuck up.

We get it Canada. You just elected Justin Trudeau. We’re all super stoked for you.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

If you have read any of the stories about him and what he’s gone through his entire life, you’ll see that he’s a man who has nothing left to lose, and that makes him dangerous

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I’ve yet to see the appeal of products like Amazon’s echo and now Google’s home. Everything it can do it seems I could just as easily do from my phone, like ask it what the weather forecast is and who won the football game last night. Plus when I ask my phone those things it can show me the extended forecast and the