He’s got stock in 3 M

these scotch ties are james macavoy’s problem, not ours.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

I care that creative minds behind the product get paid for their work and my dollars are a show of support for future endeavors. Does most of it go to lining executive pockets? Sadly, yes, but that doesn’t change my sentiment that artists deserve to be compensated for their efforts.

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

Why is anyone surprised to encounter a turd in the toilet?

I have maintained a soft spot for Keaton since the 80's, when he broke out in Batmanjuice.

Oh, you’re definitely on the right track. Whether or not your’re in possession of the sportsbat, you must not, under ANY circumstances, touch any of the things with any of the other things.

Are you sure it’s not the one where the ball can’t touch the thing until it touches the other thing?

Football is simple! You simply need to tread water and hit the sportsball with the sportsbat over the opposing team’s goalnetzoneline.

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.

“I like Sophies that didn’t have to make a choice. SAD.” DJT

I vote we follow the Klingon example

Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

People do lose it, because flying is a major anxiety trigger for a lot of people, myself included. HOWEVER. Flying is a privilege and not a right. Anxiety is not an excuse to be discourteous or disruptive (i.e. get drunk/take too many pills and violate the social contract). If you can’t hang, you shouldn’t fly. There…

I’m crying so hard right now. She was an idol as Princess Leia for me as a little girl, and the older I got and the more I learned about Carrie as a person, the more I loved her.

Prince was basically my God and I went into legit mourning, but Carrie has me weeping in a different way and I don’t know why. I guess she was one of us, a struggling, imperfect person who made it through. There was not one false note about her, and I hope she knew how inspirational her simple honesty was. Because…

No. No, no, no, no, no. David Bowie hurt. So did George Michael. But damnit, this hits me right in my core. Star Wars was my childhood, and remain my very favorite movies to this day. It’s woven into my identity in a way that is reserved for only a handful of other books and movies.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.