So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

I have seriously been considering getting married first and then having a ‘fake’ ceremony for family and friends to come to. I’m glad to hear it worked out for you!

Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…

I wish she had been FLOTUS when I was just a little girl in boy.

Poisoned candy/tylenol kills innocent people = a permanently changed nation

All these men are too emotional to be President.

The surgeon later removed 2 feet of intestines and 25 feet of handkerchiefs.

I thought once this sort of thing inevitably happened I might start feeling bad for the clowns.

John Taylor still looks amazing — not that that should surprise anyone!

any time you can reference john taylor is a good great time to reference john taylor.

Apparently, there’s a whole backlash now against, “I got married and it only cost $4,000 and just 75 guests and it was very modest and everybody loved it anyway,” stories, but that’s my actual story, and I’m sticking to it!

SHE’S HOME!!! And she seems like she’s feeling much better. We’re about to settle in and watch some scary movies. Thanks again to all of y’all who have been sweet and supportive. SHE’S very much looking forward to being Gerard Way from the Black Parade period of My Chemical Romance for Halloween. Haha.

I like to imagine he has a giant glass piggy bank and he’s been saving up the entire presidency. Once the presidency is over, he’s headed straight to a coinstar and cashing the whole thing in to put money towards his PlayStation VR.

This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I love those Lane Bryant posters with Gabby Sidibe. She just looks so joyful and beautiful.

“In other news, Tom Cruise is obsessed with cryotherapy because he fears old age,...”

Ok.

Why is it that the people that believe that the government is completely incompetent and can’t be trusted to do anything are the same people that believe the government can pull off the most extensive conspiracies without it blowing up in their faces?