I’m confused about people not finding these types of rings as tacky AF.

I’d be happy to vote for him versus the nose-holding nausea I would get from having to vote for Hilary Clinton merely to keep the GOP from controlling the House and the White House.

Did he order the Heisenburger with that shake?

SHAKING BAD

When I was growing up, my grandmother lived on her own, but required near constant care, provided almost entirely by my mother. This meant my stay-at-home mom diligently provided for all of the needs of two separate households, which could be a struggle. Add on to that the fact that she also took it upon herself to…

Sending my husband to rehab on Tuesday. Last ditch effort to save his life, our marriage, what have you. I'll be moving out of our apartment, terminating the lease, and moving back in with my parents while he's gone, and he'll go to sober living for veterans when he gets out. If he completes treatment and stays clean…

She should really work on her eye makeup game. That is all.

Bernie is the first candidate I’ve ever seen, who I actually want to vote for. that’s never happened to me

What I think is odd is that all of the governors running are terrible at their current jobs.

Clusterfuck 2016; Hill and Jeb run with the official noms, while Trump and Bernie run as third party candidates. The campaign then would become an unholy combination of awesome and terrifying.

I’m crying. But they’re tears of joy from all the freedom being freedomed in Seattle.

My first thought too!

I grew up pretty broke and use those sell by dates as a guideline. Mostly I do a “sniff” test or poke around at the food and observe the texture. My husband grew up upper middle class. He acts like the sell by date is the law. Also anyone else grow up just cutting mold off cheese instead of throwing the whole piece…

I’m kind of impressed that the produces cut away from the close up footage when they figured out what was going on. Like they didn’t want to be responsible for showing someone killed by a shark on live TV.

What do you mean *was* a Republican?

That’s called a Madonna, and it’s probably best you drink alone. ;)

This isn’t technically a blackout story, but here goes. Was in Jamaica in 1998 (this is important later) with a girlfriend staying at one of those “all inclusive” places-all you can eat food AND drink. Anyway, we were laying on the lounges pretty close to the water all morning and into the afternoon, drinking the rum…

Sadly, I am a Mr. Hyde, which is why I checked myself into rehab more than 8 years ago and haven’t had a drink since....

Mary Poppins here. I fucking love everyone when I’m drunk and will sway up to you and tell you that you are the best human being alive and I respect you and also you are so pretty and nice that I don’t even deserve to know you, no, don’t look at me, I’m ashamed to have someone as wonderful as you look at me. People…