I think the collective noun for P.U.A.s is “an axe.” As in, “I was at the bar last night, and I got cornered by an axe of P.U.A.s almost immediately.”

Indeed, and all of his poor friends think social security should be abolished I bet as well!

They prefer it that way!

And you just know he refers to them as females. Not women.

They’re also against affirmative action because they don’t see color. And his female friends all think the wage gap is merit-based.

He means all the closeted gay republican senators he works with.

Would these be the same people who voted for George W. Bush in 2000 and were upset at the Supreme Court’s enthroning him by a vote of 5-4? Or the blacks and other minorities who were upset with the Shelby County decision eviserating the Voting Rights Act after it had passed Congress with 99% yeas, also decided by 5-4?

Religion is not always bad, or always good. It depends on the people practicing it and how they use it.

I’m sure his black friends are also appalled at all the “rioting and looting” recently.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Good Vodka is such a fucking joke. I mean there is bad vodka. But there isn’t good vodka. It’s just less bad.

This is really something

Only feminazis not into having fun won't drink Lust vodka.

The first thing is just common sense though. A lot of times when I’m out talking to women I’ll subtly pepper my sentences with sexy words like “penis”, “vagina”, “moist”, and “boobs”. 100% of women get do turned on that they have to immediately stop talking to me. You're welcome, fellas.

Damn girl, no need to be a frigid bag of bitch tits, I’m just trying to loosen you up. Here, have a sip.

That ring is hideous.

Lust Vodka, the official drink of PUAs. Surprised they didn’t work negging into their marketing.

Thank you! This is the most important takeaway from this whole thing. Guys, make sure you don’t invoke anything GoodOlFashionedLoveSong doesn’t believe in! You have done a good thing here by mocking the belief system held by each and every one of the victims of this tragedy.