Of course she is in the pond. You know how she avoids those lame streams.
Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people:
This is us. This is the black community and this is the history We collectively share. We endure,forgive and continue to push forward. We are angry but more than anything we are hurt. We are hurt that we have to continue to beg for equality. We are hurt that progress is met with immediate disdain and a movement…
That’s great. My dad did something along the same lines. When I lived in AL, I was big into the community theatre scene, and just before I moved I was in a production of 1776. For whatever reason, the part of the delegate from NY state wasn’t cast, and the opening night was quickly approaching, so the director asked…
When I was little, my younger sister and I were in dance and we had a holiday recital called “The Night Before Christmas.” The older brother of one of our fellow dancers had been cast as the part of Santa, who was very important as he was in the background of almost every dance and played the male dancer part in a few…
So what piece of shit human being’s piece of shit burner are you? Shall I take guesses? Articulate enough to write in complete sentences, so not some 12-year-old. Understand GM well enough to make a burner. You just, what, had nothing better to do on a Saturday than make a burner and be a misogynist bag of feces?
Out of all the actors to appear on the classic sci-fin show Babylon 5, who would have thought that Bryan Cranston would be the one who hit it big. He’s the male equivilent of Terry Farrell or Alyson Hannigan.
That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”
no. shut up. it looks like william shatner only in the sense that it has a physical form.
Which is why to most people the former smoker is the most boring person in the room
“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”
“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”
“But what I think they meant is that in certain lighting, at certain angles I am able to embody certain cisnormative beauty standards.”
“While it’s a great story and all, Beyonce has the best light-up bracelets of all time.”
My romantic gesture is to lock my naked boyfriends to bridges. They stay there until they freeze to death, symbolising that our love lasts until one of us is dead. Much better.
Your face is highly questionable
Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…
‘To be honest I saw some pretty impressive work too, but when I see the misspelled ones I shoot sodee pop out my nose. There are people with missing teeth all over the place. You’ll see absolutely gigantic pairs of shorts. Monstrous shorts. Shorts that go down to the ankles. Pants right? Wrong. Shorts. Huge huge huge…