My mom listened to the Deadcast, and wrote me:

From: Robert

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Re: Chuck Pagano, from a reddit thread.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Private financing? What’s taking so long for the city to sign on? The longer they wait, the more chance the team has to ask for public funds. Start construction now!

It was intended to aid in not starving foreign leagues of their best talent, and then morphed into a player’s union tool to maintain leverage for their members. It’s not wrong, per se, although I think the sport would be better off for importing some (more) of the best from abroad.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Unrelated

There’s a team called the Ham Fighters?! How have we not made the Indians or the Braves change their name to Ham Fighters yet? Please let their mascot be drunk Homer fighting a ham.

Here’s the thing, what you’re describing / looking for and what we commonly view as a good RTS are not the same kind of game.

I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

the gig economy claims another, smh

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

I feel ya, friend. Blasting this all day, in Des Moines.

I also heard that for accuracy they added a new feature where if you step outside of Junkertown, a wild animal, insect, or plant will try to kill you.

Up here in Canada, we would have said take oot.