These people all sound terrible. Less of them pls.

It is ignorant for people to assume that this game detracted from development of Half-Life 3 for 2 reason;

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

*receives pink slips*

Short game with a cliffhanger and too many cutscenes, with plot that didn’t matter in the end!?

Between Pablo Sandoval, Allen Craig and Rusney Castillo, the Red Sox are paying 3 guys about $3 million more to not play for them than the Padres are paying to their entire major league roster.

So then what’s the MLB version of not pushing the payload?

Not sure how you can argue MLB and Overwatch are similar enough to cause confusion. I mean Overwatch players are in far better physical condition.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

IRS late payment penalty is .5% per month which ends up being 6% per year. There’s also late payment interest that’s currently 4.22% APR. Floyd better be earning well over 10% on these investments to be shorting the IRS.

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Some would still describe modern Florida as a swampland ;)

It’s weird, it is almost like Dyson was trying to win the game or something. Doesn’t he know the unwritten rules are the most important part of baseball.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

I rather just watch the Simpson/Tatum fight again.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

Hmmmm....do I...avoid Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Clay Travis and publishes shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”? Or do I swear allegiance to Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Katie Nolan and tears down shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”?