The basis of “identifying information” is your birth certificate though. Most states require you to have a copy for government ID for instance.

Suppose you have a catastrophe where a large number of people die or are injured and unable to communicate. By using medical records and government ID, both of which use the birth certificate as one of their ways of establishing identity, you can help identify who a person is. There are people who will examine corpses…

This is a difficult but legitimately good question.

I use an iPad and do not disturb will stop the many app notifications, including email and iMessage, that will pop up periodically.

In Draymond’s Twitter drafts:

You and I have very different ideas of badass.

Tim Tebow is like the Reverse Bo Jackson- horrendously awful at two sports.

Brady doesn’t

I’m a casual player and I enjoy Duel Decks. They’re 20 bucks and you get two prebuilt decks that are reasonably balanced against each other. I can invite a friend for a quick game or teach someone new to MTG how to play the game.

Trump was that kid in middle school who told his friends he felt someone up, when really his tricep accidentally grazed a girl’s boob in the hallway between classes.

This is an awful take. The worst part is when you manage to work in the superiority of New York based on new restaurant openings. Because of course that is how you would gauge a cities greatness.

We were given wings but we flew too close to the sun...

This seems appropriate:

This is the correct response.

You never can tell in comment sections, so I appreciate the clarification. :) we will not have any more children and solidarity on the dog cause neither you or I need that in our lives.

I’m assuming you’re not trolling, the TV thing doesn’t work like that. I wish it did. It would be great, but it buys you a few minutes in most cases not much more than that.

I used to think having a child and having a dog would be somewhat similar experiences. Now I have a child. They are in no way similar experiences and I was an idiot for ever thinking so.  

Parkour is easy-

The best nut shot:

You are the best, thank you!