How long until they find a way to hack instant replay? Are any of us safe?

Deadspin commenter here, this is good work. I want more of this.

<Joe Lacob watching on ESPN as deal is announced, walks over to a trophy draped in negligée>

What's the extension? I need to install this now.

Damn fine article! Do Rally Racing next!

This is good work, well done Deadspin.

I totally forgot he was the first base coach for the Red Sox until I saw him in the dugout while watching a game.

Last year’s World Series. The Royals had been a laughingstock for two decades, but I still saw reasonable attendance at the stadium. When they lost the year before I was worried they would immediately return to being terrible, like the 2007 Rockies. Plus the fact that the Mets had a meltdown helped. I was in…

*Meteor immediately smashes into Cleveland.

Good question. I had to look up their stats, and I would have to go Brodeur. Even if you gave every tie to Roy, his win total is still about ten short of Brodeurs. That being said if I was picking one of the two in their prime I would probably go with Roy.

Don't apologize for this Pete Rose apologist, yours is the correct take Patrick. The only reason Pete Rose approached that hit record was because as a player manager he sat better players so that he could slap a single or two to pad his numbers. That reason more than any other is why Ichiro is the real hit king.

This is a bad take. Pete Rose can eat shit, his hit record is phony, and he hit the rare strata of being a bad athlete, a bad manager, and a bad person. He does not deserve to be in the Hall of Fame for a plethora of reasons. Charlie Hustle is a sack of shit.

Pete Rose, more like the “Shit King” AMIRITE?

That is definitely what they named it.

This one, pick this one.

+1

I like Yoko’s and do not care for Riff Raff’s.

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

I moved from New Hampshire to Maryland when I was a kid. One day in fifth grade, a kid who found out I was a Red Sox fan starts giving me a bunch of crap. I remember him saying something to the effect of “this is the year we take you down!” I’m super confused and ask him what he’s talking about. He says the Red Sox…

Deadspin commenter here, there is regrettably no professional major league women’s baseball league. There are many sports fans who feel that baseball offers the best chance for gender equality in the sport if someone would just draft a darn girl. Softball is the related sport that is female dominated in the US. ESPN…