WHAT THE FUCK ARE ROBOT KIDS GOING TO LEARN IN SCHOOL? WHAT DO YOU TEACH A CALCULATOR IN MATH CLASS?

Stop watching the NFL. It is a garbage organization with a garbage product. If you would like something that scratches that itch, I would suggest rugby.

Superman using kryptonite as chemotherapy = “stupid” but Spider-Woman fighting crime while pregnant gets celebrated for the good art? Where’s your head at man?

Maybe he took a payout from gamblers because his poor macro left his economy damaged.

They had Pitbull a few years ago and I had to resist the urge to rub Clorox in my eyes.

This is reasonable. I agree. Post-Police Sting is 90's mom music, but The Police were legit.

I insist they not only implement this plan, but announce it on a crudely constructed HTML site where “Wake Me Up,” by Evanescence auto-plays as soon as you load the page.

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I actually think it makes more sense to have the two different sets of rules why are there two conferences in Football? What's the point? They should move to a table format like soccer. Having two slightly different sets of rules like baseball or rugby justifies it. It lets fans of both styles have a team, or teams,…

Franklin Roosevelt, Winston Churchill et al., knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen and didn’t prevent it so as to give America a reason to enter World War II.

Now if you measure a password like “Eckstein123" solely based on its security, it may not seem like much. But I’ll tell you, that password is out there every day keeping your AOL account safe. Being short means you can hustle while you’re typing not like those new newfangled password managers they like so much…

Agreed. Their actual comics are about as well written as a used tissue. Jim Lee’s X-Men run was one of the big things that made me get into comics as a kid. When I see how they are treating any properties that can’t maximize monetary exploitation for their latest tentpole-critic-proof-vanilla-flavored blockbuster. I…

Hey Ricky, get this lame-o out of your yard!

Don't forget he can't feel the tips of his fingers either.

RiceKrispies Porksnaps.

Well spoken, you have also neatly summarized my feeling on the modern comic book industry. If you don't keep everything dripping in irony and self-referential nonsense critics will shit on it.

Act like you've been there before Royals.

Could you post this again on Tuesday and file it under: “Tuesday Night Fights?” Please and thank you.

This is a weird take. Reading the article, it seems the author of the piece you’re rebutting is stating how their relationship to Playboy has changed. It went from an implicit template of our cultural definition of beauty and sex, to a repressive and one dimensional conception of male fantasies. However when she…

Haha, I lined up for Phantom Menace too! Burn me once Star Wars…