I'm pretty sure I had a nightmare about this image

As I get older... every year I know less and less what people are dressed as :(

I was about to jump on this, until I saw that it was an introductory price only.

The one and only

ahem:

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

I live in Seattle, and we've had this for awhile. It's pretty great!

Fountain pens. Writing with a ball point always seems so wrong.

Ladies:

They use crossbows to take down a person strapped with and IED. The thought is that if they shoot someone with a gun who has a bomb on them, it might explode.

I'lll take one bottle of Incest Zinfandel... that... does not sound appetizing.

The TSA didn't exist before 9/11.

OHMYGOD. My inner 7 year old is totally (Reads: "Harmony Gold is asking for half-a-million dollars on Kickstarter to produce a 22-minute pilot episode for Robotech Academy.") .... gah.

It was fantastic until it became 28 days later in space.

"One BLT for Mister Geetpecks, one BLT for Mister Geetpecks"

News flash- you aren't everybody.

AND A MOVIE

On the article about tablets, they didn't have the foresight to mention that the other big user base would be "douche bags video recording at concerts ruining everyone else's view."

I know right?! One of the biggest ways to avoid cancer later in life: do not drink alcohol. But you know... I'd rather have fun early in life.

How the hell does Shredder got to the bathroom? Let alone do things like make a phone call?