Yeah Manos is really the worst movie ever made.... and I don't think it should be on this list though- it's too odd-ball of a movie. I am surprised that it's losing to Transformers though, seriously people who have never seen it- it really is unwatchable. Transformers makes my eyes and brain runny- but Manos makes…

I need your home address- so I can salt the earth there.

Nooooooooooo!

I want this show to be better- I really want to like it. I'm still giving some hope.

I live in Seattle, and we have probably one of the shittiest roads for an urban city in the country. I wish they would spend time fixing the holes- instead of repatching them every few months.

Yeah totally.

So someone driving a SUV was tired of waiting behind someone else in a LARGER SUV?

I need a SciFi Channel. Or SciFi II? Because with SyFy I'm just not that into watching shit movies (the not good kind), pro wrestling, and "reality" TV.

...but it will still have the same title song RIGHT?

I would love a io9 future article on movie novelizations

"Strickland continued the crunching orgy" this either needs a tee shirt, or needs to be removed from my memory forever.

He's my new favorite "wacky rich guy with big ideas"- sorry Branson, I want to see what's on the ocean floor, and the only way to beat this is explore the underground lake in Antarctica (hint hint).

On a slightly related note- I have a Samsung Captivate. I can do normal to light usage etc with auto sync on- and have the battery last 15-20 hours. If I use WiFi, maybe 20-28.

Whoa, that's bat shit crazy. Weirdly the guy also wrote the novelizations for Gremlins, and Explorers. Plus the screen play of The man with 2 brains. He also died of an allergic reaction to a bee sting.

I too cringe- and keep reading usually, trying to keep in mind that I'm looking at it from a 21st century point of view. Unless you know- I'm reading some weird book that I didn't realize was written for some Neo-Nazi organizations popoganda that I didn't know about, then I'd put it down for obvious reasons.

That's probably why it's so thorough and literate ;)

I wish I I could get this thorough of an article written for something other than an Apple product.

uh-huh. Yeah. Ok, that's nice.

"There's the usual hours logged and enemies killed in this multiplayer stats report from BioWare, but the most interesting - percentage of players only playing in the first place because they felt they were forced to - seems to have been left out."

Yes. Don't feed the troll.