Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

he had a clearwater revival

Well, for starters, that ain’t Dean.

Ford under Fields and Hackett are making, almost point-for-point, the same mistakes that US automakers made in the 80s and 90s, by ignoring its weak points and focusing on a narrowing market sector that it knows it can corner:

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

Those Playboy pictures are from Mafia 3. So at least those are from a game.

Nomination: Logitech G510/G510S