Are you just here to be a dick towards EVERYTHING? Does nothing give you any sense of joy? I mean good lord, if you can’t even enjoy classic Simpsons episodes, you are truly dead inside.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

It’s the way our president spells hamberger, and the president is an idiot.

Yeah, with how dangerous cars can be, you’d think we’d make people register them, and get licenses to operate them, and prove they are competent to operate them, and even in a lot of states require inspections to ensure the cars are safe to be on the road.

But part of the issue is that we take steps to prevent those other kind of deaths. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about guns.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Just look at that very Goo-d hat!

Joule thief!

He promised to close the ties, and, sure enough, the ties are closer than ever!

Liz Warren, President. 2020.

I could be wrong here, but I’m starting to sense a recurring theme in Republican discourse:

Hell, most people don’t want to pay for anyone else’s insurance at all, but they fail to understand how insurance works to begin with. All of our money goes into a pot, that pot gets invested, the dividends help pay for procedures/treatment/medications/etc., and no one could tell if my dollars went for my treatment,…

Man, that would really hurt Bill Clinton’s reelection chances.

So you’re saying he kept a pedo file?

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Yeah that line threw me. It’s a song about a prison drama trope where a rapist gets raped. It’s crude for sure but you’d have to be pretty bored to even pretend to be outraged by that song.

I think it’s because it’s called “Date Rape” so everyone just assumes it’s pro date rape when it's actually pretty explicitly anti.

With one caveat, they are the only kart racers outside Mario Kart that weren’t hot garbage.