The new plain white tags are pretty hideous on their own. They look like someone printed them out at home and glued them to cardboard. I've always like this one for some reason:

dude...i have been brushed back while biking...this plate, while tacky, has merit...

I don't see the problem here. It's encouraging people to share the road and not be assholes, cyclists and drivers alike. Both have the right to be on the road and not be assholes.

Best: 1977 Monte Carlo

Because they haven't made one using a Delorean yet...

I bought this shirt. Nobody gets it but me.

Allow me to present the 2013 Wagon Queen Family Truckster

Can Am Mclarens looked like they had a demented horn section sprouting out of them.

Million dollar highway between Ouray and Silverton, CO.

I hope that Porsche ('60-62 Super 90?) is savable; it looks scorched rather than burnt. Aren't they pretty simple cars to begin with? There's probably more wiring in the Ferrari's instrument cluster than there is in the whole 356, and if the body isn't warped I bet it will be back on the road one day.

There aren't many cars in which the CEO will publicly berate you and label you a liar for breaking down...

God I hope this doesn't get restored. It should be fully documented for restorers, then repaired enough to return to function, then used sparingly and showed heavily. There are plenty of 100 point show cars, a 75 year old survivor in that condition has got to be incredibly rare, even if high end cars tend to be well…