Beat me to it. This truck is the answer to everything. The only thing that could make it better is if it were donked out.

Those outfits look like something you'd wear to a party where everyone drops their keys in bowl....

The problem as I see it for small motorhomes is the galley. Manufacturers always insist on putting a little bitty galley inside the vehicle where it takes up too much space while at the same time is too small to be practical. I've got a small pop-up camper that has a galley similar to the one pictured. The sink is too…

I finally got to ask my buddy who is the SM for an ATL Subaru dealer about WRXs. He says they don't get many and when the do he can move them quickly. He doesn't charge over MSRP for any car, not even the BRZ. Says it's bad for repeat and referral business. So not all Subaru dealers are assholes.

Trade an island for an Enzo? Maybe. But not for that island.

This isn't unusual on any airplane when they crank up the AC after the interior has been flooded with warm humid air. It's called 'condensation'. Conditions like this abound in places like, I don't know, the Caribbean! It's hardly a reason to condemn them.

Gratuitous Elan video. Because Jay Leno.

And even more significant was the Elan's predecessor, the fiberglass monocoque Elite.

Lotus Elan. Just a lovely little roadster with the coolest twist-up headlights you ever saw.

Neutral: Tired Of Being In The Grey? Do a text annotation reply to this article and explain what an ATS or Escalade Vsport model might be like and I'll try to "follow" you for Jalopnik so you're no longer in the review box.

Building a car in 7 days and taking it to an auction with no reserve when there was no time to promote or advertise the car seems an excessively risky strategy? Why do it then? At least put a reserve on it!

Also, where did you find that Tom guy?

I like the Cruze. I'd like it a lot more if it had some room in the back seat for people with actual legs. But it is still a pretty nice car to drive.

Neutral: 30 years ago, there were no Korean cars on the market in the US. In 1986, Hyundai started selling cars (remember the Excel?) and they sold moderately well but terrible reliability and all-around cheapness caused sales to plummet and nearly killed the brand. Kia and Daewoo also started selling cars in the 90's…

If you have to copy a grille, you could do much worse than starting with an Aston Martin.

Several friends of mine had these back in the 80's. The 4 cyl version is woefully underpowered for what is pretty heavy vehicle. These things wouldn't pull a greasy hair out of a cat's ass, that's how pitiful they are. I can remember getting stuck behind by VW campers on long mountain grades and not having enough…

This led to my favorite exchange of the day. Le Mans winner Derek Bell grabbing my shoulders outside the bathroom and politely saying "Here, let me fix that for you son" before proceeding to straighten it out. What a guy.

This car is like the proverbial pregnant woman who craves ice cream and pickles. She can't help herself because of all the hormones racing through her veins. The only explanation for this automotive equivalent of every pregnant woman's favorite dish has to be an unnatural hormonal imbalance. He would have been…

Beat me to it.

Neutral: "I like big butts and I cannot lie...."

It's probably true that hipsters like VW's. Why? Because they lack any common sense, that's why.