New Jersey’s the shittiest state, ever?

“Chicago 10 month old can’t believe he’s lived long enough to witness Cubs win an NLDS.”
(with credit to The Onion)

This is as much on idiot Rutgers fans turning on Flood in 2013 as it is on Flood being in over his head. Rutgers fans, thinking their program is a legit national contender after 11 years of Schiano playing barely .500 ball, scared off the school’s best recruiting class in history because they somehow thought they were…

Can’t properly spell “Delany?” Typical Big Ten malcontent.

Need to make owners and the league more accountable, too. Let’s get more of their skin in the game. Players suspended without pay, but player salary must still be paid by team to assault victims’ charities or resource funds.

If you get cold tonight, you can always just light that Strawman on fire.

The possessive of “Rutgers” should be “Rutgers’s,” the school’s own style guide and Millennial orthography notwithstanding.

It is with great reluctance and embarrassment that I click on the star next to your comment.

Speaking of “they fucking butchered their own alma mater,” there are two different songs: “The Banks of the Old Raritan,” which opens with the lyric, “My father sent me to Old Rutgers,” and “Nobody Ever Died for Dear Old Rutgers.” There is no “dear old Rutgers” in either the current or the previous Rutgers Glee…

No one gives a shit about your precious “Rutgers College,” and you don’t know a fucking thing about athletics spending at Rutgers if you’re citing NJAM as your provenance for any of this.

That, sir, is how you get a star.

Never stop trumping, trumper.

You’re saying, OK, where’s the rest coming from? It’s not coming from taxpayers; it’s all coming from a hotel tax.

Many stars for you, sir.

Star for you, sir.

We’ll see.

Efforts of the host/moderator to de-stupid-ify this argument notwithstanding, I believe the more stinging indictment goes against CNN for allowing this wingnut their airtime than the wingnut for wingnutting.

One man can pull it off:

OK. I get it. He takes one to the stones. But why does Cincinnati’s organist play “Green Acres?”

... and so now we have an explanation for Trump’s candidacy that I can use with my kids.