Minor correction; they’re great for television, and that’s all that matters to the owners.

Suck it, Louisville.

Fucking portrait. PORTRAIT!

Always good to see Barry’s bullshit argument about paying college athletes creep into someone else’s story.

What a cock munch.

Fuck the NCAA, and fuck anyone else who insists on forcing college upon kids who don’t want it just so their own paychecks can be bigger by dint of not paying the people who actually bring in the money.

tl;dr

Carnation Chocolate Malted Milk Powder

... Trebek.

Giving you star just for handle.

It takes Yale to make Duke seem like an underdog.

Stay classy, Alaborgia.

We’ve known for at least 16 years that Florida is a state of fuckwad retards. Longer for Texas. Acting surprised now only belittles us both.

Why is Deadspin using a photo of James Deen in a story about Johnny Manziel?

UBER’s douchiness is a perfect match for the NFL. Well played, Travis.

The college football playoff is a stupid enterprise.

Didn’t look like targeting until after the reply and Burgess’s shit-talking, on-field hand gestures let everyone know he thinks of himself as a real bad ass.

You funny, kid.

Can’t believe I had to read all the way to the 5th graf before I got to read a quote from Bonds about Willie Mays being his godfather.

... Another Giant from Chapel Hill whose off-the-charts gameplay is overshadowed by the fact that he’s a complete asshole.