“We’re going to celebrate his life, not the death and other issues.”

At what point do you address the fact that a man, who has been admitted to an American university, is unable to spell the word “dying” properly?

Lightning? Eastern Conference title notwithstanding?

Traction Park.

Subject-verb agreement must be something they don’t cover until your senior year at Michigan State.

“Hey, get off that guy! Like us, he too is a Mexican citizen without proper documentation to be in the United States more than 90 days after he first crossed the border!”

Yet again, Vince Carter gets away with a blatant charging foul.

Can’t stop laughing.

That’s how every great bromance gets its start.

Oh, and you’re correct; Jack Daniels Old No. 7 is fucking swill.

FOX News NOT reporting this behavior as “thuggish” in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

Once again, Wisconsin, we see your taste in beer is only eclipsed by your taste in music.

I know how you feel. I remember the outrage when Linda Hunt was cast as a MAN in the Year of Living Dangerously. Who do these actors think they are, pretending to be things that they’re not?!

“In Fitzgibbons’ case, I’d venture that it’s the black children who ever have the misfortune of coming in contact with her that will suffer more than she ever—clearly—could, or could even try for a moment to understand.”

The inability of someone — including a teacher — to fully process the emotions that are aroused by situations like this one are not a proper basis for the full damnation of their character, though certainly they should be admonished for not properly configuring their Facebook share settings to “Friends except…

Stop equivocating for money’s lack of talent.

“free REIN,” kiddo. Not reign.

Why stop at pitchers? Why not allow teams to substitute for their three worst hitters? Or anyone in the lineup at any time?

Never loses its lustre.

No one ever makes that argument, because it’s a nonsensical inversion of the assertion that pitchers should be in the batting lineup.