Raising a lot of money for charity while sanctioning the cover-up child abuse isn't "a wash;" it just makes you philanthropic sociopaths.

As usual, you suck at this.

The after-market cadaver tendon in my left Achilles is itching like a sonifabitch thanks to that last sentence, Fuckos.

Remember folks, raising a lot of money for charity while placing the value of your football team ahead of the welfare of children merely makes you a very philanthropic sociopath.

So, to be clear, following a traffic collision — the criminal nature of which was unknown to them at the time — the adult driver and passenger of the vehicle that was struck exit the minivan and assault the driver of the other vehicle? And what's with the kid writhing around on the ground?

The unforeseen consequences of third-strike laws.

Is Jamie Foxx singing or chewing gum?

There's no such thing as a "bicep." The singular is "biceps."

[Slow Clapping]

just curious: isn't that a violation of the NFL's ticket license?

It's OK. We've all been there. Like Mohammaed said to Charlie Hedbo, "All is forgiven."

I've got to own that oversight, but I don't think "reading comprehension" means what you think it means.

no Chex Mix = total fail.

maybe the best comment bait in Deadspin history.

You generally don't see piles of garbage this high in the middle of major league ballparks.

we're not friends, and these protests are bullshit.

Victims of police brutality need real political change, not your half-witted Deadspin comments section false equivalencies.

Stop making excuses for breaking the rules. Don't like them? Change them. Until you do, it's a clear violation of the rules that student-athletes agree to be bound by in exchange for their tuition, housing, meals, coaching and mentoring. Kudos to the broker for accepting the consequences of his actions. If the player…

"In previous years, this loss would have cast Ohio State to the Rose Bowl to play a meaningless game ..."

I'll bet TCU fans, players and alums can't wait to shake the Playoff Committee Members' hands for getting it right.