MisterHyde
MisterHyde
MisterHyde

Very fitting that this awesome new era in college football was ushered in by the same guy who tweeted: "Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL classes are POINTLESS."

Playoffs have already ruined college football. It began with a two-team playoff and continues with a four-team playoff. Of course it's highly rated television; ESPN spends 10 months of the year fluffing it like it's the end of the world. But it has ruined college football, because the "national championship" is

I'm not sure how you look at this year's college football "postseason" and say that it was particularly better or worse than any other unless you were a) an Ohio State fan, b) an ESPN executive or c) someone who watches a lot of sports on television, but who suffers from a remarkable lack of nuance and sophistication.

First and last time that will ever be said on Deadspin.

"GO YANKEES," FTW.

Sorry, too easy.

Winston's only been on campus for 2 or 3 years, and that school was an epic hive of douche long before that.

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A plethora of +Internets for you, sir.

If only Johnny Football had transferred to Florida State last month, then this would've been perfect.

"there's finally a playoff ..." ?

Greg Schiano and his taco dust want you to know that they are available for what have you.

Wake me when Americans start emigrating to Russia.

... implying that Putin was a politician who still needed to keep the United States from looking at Russia with a too-critical eye and regarded Bush 43 as a foreign policy simpleton with first-strike capability, whereas Obama is a broad-thinking statesmen who took Russia to task for its internal aggression and didn't

Who is Dakota Galt?

I'm pretty sure you're wrong, because the implication is not that government would silence an opinion that speaks out on behalf of law enforcement and the criminal justice system. It's far more likely he's suggesting that an angry mob would silence a contrarian opinion. Feel free to try and make the case that he's

That's funny, because I didn't see a First Amendment argument being made by your antagonist.

Even if I hadn't watched "The U, Part Deux" last night, I would now know for certain that Santana Moss attended the University of Miami.

"Hands Up, Don't Shoot" is this season's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.